SON OF BAZERK - BAZERK BAZERK BAZERK (1991)

The hip-hop genre has been largely neglected here on Illogical Contraption, except for the occasional shit-talking on Screamo Crunk or video featuring a Nickelodeon/Lil' Jon mashup. This just ain't right.
As partial penance for this transgression, I offer the 1991 Son of Bazerk album Bazerk Bazerk Bazerk. This shit kills. The first time I heard it, I thought it was some obscure Public Enemy song that had slipped past my radar. But a couple minutes in, I realized it wasn't in fact Chuck D on vocals (although the similarity is striking). Son of Bazerk was produced by The Bomb Squad, the same team that engineered P.E.'s apocalyptic wall-of-sound, which explains the connection. S.O.B.'s audio dynamics are just as dense as intense, although Bazerk are a little more concerned with gettin' some booties shakin' than fuckin' up the government.
Try bumping this record at your next house party. Then, try to keep the asses from movin'. Really. I DARE YOU.

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BEAR WITNESS:

RAPIDSHARE SUCKS ASS (Another Maintenance Post)

(EDITOR'S NOTE: DUE TO A DMCA "TAKEDOWN NOTICE", ALL DIRECT DOWNLOAD LINKS HAVE BEEN REMOVED FROM THIS POST AND THE OTHER ONE LIKE IT.)


Has anyone else noticed how bad things have gotten on the Rapidshare filehosting service? Not only do I get the same "no room for you, too many PREMIUM members using RS right now" (fucking elitists!) message whenever I try to download from the site, but recent policy changes and dwindling concern for user friendliness have quickly moved the folks at Rapidshit to the top of my "People To Kill" list.
Allow me to elaborate: Maybe you guys remember the 'Yearly Maintenance' post I put up on Decemeber 3. Well, the "maintenance" was neccesary due to the fact that Rapidfuck has a 3-month "expiration date" of sorts, meaning that when a file doesn't get downloaded for 90 days it gets deleted. Fair enough. I understand that memory is money and Rapidcock can't afford to store endless amounts of information indefinitely. Hence about 60 albums (out of about 350) from the I.C. Archives were deleted from the Rapidballs server within the first year of this blog's existence. So I went through, found the missing files, and re-upped them on either MediaFire or Megaupload (who aren't without their issues either, but don't have the same "expiration date" policy and are generally far superior to Rapidsack). These 60 albums were the ones featured in the 'Yearly Maintenance' post. Feeling as though I had put my business straight and wouldn't have to worry about upload maintenance for another year or so, I (relatively) forgot about the whole thing and moved on, now using MediaFire as my main file-host.
Well, here's the bad news: Out of pure curiosity, I went back recently to check on the "health" of the old files still stored on Rapidsuck. Guess what? Someone must have changed their "expiration date" from 3 months to 3 days, because in the last two months, almost HALF of the stuff I had on there is now gone (this is over 120 albums - A LOT). So here we go again.

I'm not even sure what Rapidsphincter's policies actually are these days, but shit seems to be going downhill fast. I'm sure I'll eventually have to move everything left over there on to a different filehosting service, which I don't mind doing. But it takes A LOT of time to do it. Shit, a whole lot of music has probably been deleted since I started work on this round of maintenance. And I'll get around to restoring ALL of it eventually. But not now. I'm exhausted.

Enjoy.

(Like last time, the artist and album name will link you back to the original post.)


Incantation - Onward To Golgotha
The Birthday Party - Hee Haw
Bal-Sagoth - The Power Cosmic
Chaki & The Mystic Defender - You Have 7 Types of Magic To Attack With
Bewitched - Diabolical Desecration
Budgie - Self-Titled
Budgie - Squawk
Nocturnus - Self-Titled EP
Hypnosia - Extreme Hatred
Various Artists - DJ Drank's Greatest Malt Liquor Hits
Brain Drill - Apocalyptic Feasting
Brain Drill - The Parasites

Dystopia - Human = Garbage
Terrorizer - World Downfall
Drudkh - Blood In Our Wells
Massacre - From Beyond
Richard Band - From Beyond OST
Spawn of Possession - Noctambulant
Spawn of Possession - Cabinet
Attacker - Battle At Helm's Deep
Wayne Bell and Tobe Hooper - Texas Chainsaw Massacre OST
The Crucifucks - Our Will Be Done
Cynic - Demos
Thorr's Hammer - Dommedagsnatt

Enslaved - Blodhemn
Enslaved - Frost
Enslaved/Emperor split: Hordanes Land
From Forgotten Being - Black Cataclysm
Black Queen - The Anthropocalypse
Wormwood - Requiescat
Nomeansno - Sex Mad/You Kill Me
Thrones - White Rabbit
Agoraphobic Nosebleed - Altered States of America
Ripping Corpse - Dreaming With The Dead
Skitsystem - Stigmata
Black Oak Arkansas - Self-Titled
Mourning - Blinded By Hate
Gorguts - From Wisdom To Hate

Sadus - Swallowed In Black
Watchtower - Energetic Disassembly
Sinister - Creative Killings
Various Artists - Death To False Metal Compilation
Cephalotripsy - Uterovaginal Insertion of Extirpated Anomalies
Rose Tattoo - Best Of
Exhorder - The Law
Exhorder - Slaughter In The Vatican
Joseph LoDuca - Army of Darkness OST
The Great Salvation - Self-Titled
Sleepytime Gorilla Museum - Of Natural History
Ennio Morricone - The Legendary Italian Westerns
The Phantom Limbs - Demo

The End - Within Dividia
Gorgasm - Masticate To Dominate
Magma - Attahk
At The Gates - Terminal Spirit Disease
Premiata Forneria Marconi - Photos of Ghosts
Witchfinder General - Death Penalty
3 Inches of Blood - Battlecry Under A Wintersun
Asesino - Cristo Satanico
Defeated Sanity - Psalms of the Moribund
Fabio Frizzi - Gates of Hell OST
Cryptic Slaughter - Convicted
Cryptopsy - Blasphemy Made Flesh
Cryptopsy - None So Vile

Beherit - Drawing Down The Moon
Bloodhag - Necrotic Bibliophilia
Pestilence - Malleus Maleficarium
Pestilence - Consuming Impulse
Black Randy And The Metrosquad - Pass The Dust, I Think I'm Bowie
Ahab - The Call of the Wretched Sea
Jerry Goldsmith - Total Recall OST
Solstice - Self-Titled
Son of Bazerk - Bazerk Bazerk Bazerk
Dysrhythmia - Barriers And Passages
Brujeria - Raza Odiada
Emperor - In The Nightside Eclipse

Captain Beefheart - Safe As Milk
Captain Beefheart - Trout Mask Replica
Fuckface - Self-Titled
Axe Witch - The Lord of Flies
Hellchild/Word Salad: Split 10"
Hawkwind - Space Ritual
Desolation - Self-Titled
Lost Goat - The Dirty Ones
Absu - In The Eyes of Ioldanach EP
Tankard - Kings of Beer
The Hitch - Motorcycle Nursery Rhymes
Vangelis - Blade Runner "Esper Edition"

The Jesus Lizard - Liar
Scratch Acid - The Greatest Gift
1349 - Beyond The Apocalypse
Rhapsody - Dawn of Victory
After Crying - Megalázottak és megszomorítottak
Hexenhammer - Divine New Horrors
Born Against/Screeching Weasel split: Janelle/El Mozote
Gauge - Fire Tongue Burning Stomach
Anal Cunt - I Like It When You Die
Anal Blast - Vaginal Vempires
Macabre - Gloom
Macabre - Grim Reality

Bolt Thrower - In Battle There Is No Law
400 Blows - Black Rainbow
Impaled - Death After Life
Sodom - Obsessed By Cruelty
Sodom - Persecution Mania
Possessed - Seven Churches
Blind Illusion - The Sane Asylum
The Neighbors - Negative Attraction
Saint Vitus - The Walking Dead EP
Broken Hope - Swamped In Gore
Broken Hope - The Bowels of Repugnance

Evile - Enter The Grave
Alas - Absolute Purity
Klaus Nomi - Self-Titled
The Phantom Limbs - Displacement
Magma - Mekanik Destruktiw Kommandoh
D.R.I. - Thrash Zone
Weidorje - Self-Titled
Blood Duster - Str8 Outta Northcote
Blood Reaping - Feasting The Weak
Ruins - Refusal Fossil
Rudimentary Peni - Death Church
Rudimentary Peni - The EP's of RP
Area - Crac!


That's right, somehow ALL of these files magically "expired" in the last two months. Thanks, Crapidshare!
If there are any more that I missed, now would be a good time to tell me.

Hopefully this will keep you fucking vultures busy for a little while.

DON'T CALL IT A "MIXTAPE": SUMMER 2010

(No Limit Records artwork from the 90's as interpreted by Illogical Contraption)

As some of you may remember, Manslaughter posted a psych-rock "Summer Mix" back here. But technically, TODAY is the first day of summer -- which is ironic, considering the thick layer of shitty fog currently blanketing the Bay Area. I posted a "Spring Non-Mixtape" right here and a "Winter Non-Mixtape" right here, let's welcome the season with a double-dose of ill jams this time around, culled in its entirety from the oft-neglected hip-hop genre. That's correct, my friends: there's no better soundtrack to summer fun cruising with the top down than the phat beats and dope rhymes you will find herein. 42 songs clocking in at two and a half hours, each volume carefully formatted to fit comfortably into the confines of the archaic "compact disc" medium. Not a "complete study" on rap music by any stretch of the imagination, but a pretty accurate cross-section of what Professor Cobras has been bumpin' lately. Enjoy Shit Witch or Die Frying, IllCon's guide to guns, money, and ho's.


VOLUME ONE (Shit Witch) (1:19:21, 117.9 MB)

1. KOOL KEITH - Intro
2. GZA - 4th Chamber
3. IMMORTAL TECHNIQUE and a bunch of other dudes - Peruvian Cocaine
4. BUSDRIVER - Neva Bite The Hand That Serves
5. AESOP ROCK - No Regrets
6. COMPANY FLOW - Collude/Interlude
7. MYSTIKAL - Unpredictable
8. GRAVEDIGGAZ - Constant Elevation
9. DR. OCTAGON - Blue Flowers
10. MR. LIF - Earthcrusher
11. PUBLIC ENEMY - You're Gonna Get Yours
12. CAPPADONNA - Splish Splash
13. LORD HAVE MERCY feat. D.V. alias KHRIST - Holy Water
14. ILLOGIC feat. AESOP ROCK - Time Capsule
15. ICE CUBE - How To Survive In South Central
16. DAS EFX - Straight Out The Sewer
17. GHOSTFACE KILLA feat. JADAKISS - Run
18. CANIBUS - The Goetia (thanks abdul)
19. BUSTA RHYMES - Everything Remains Raw
20. KING TEE & E-SWIFT - Do Ya Like St. Ides?
21. GETO BOYS - Fuck 'Em
22. BLACK SHEEP - U Mean I'm Not

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VOLUME TWO (Die Frying) (1:19:27, 104.3 MB)

1. THE NOTORIOUS B.I.G. - Ten Crack Commandments (thanks RyGar)
2. MR. LIF - Live From The Plantation
3. DEAD PREZ - They Schools
4. AESOP ROCK - Big Bang
5. SON OF BAZERK - The Band Gets Swivey On The Wheels
6. ILLOGIC - Sand
7. KUTMASTA KURT feat. KOOL KEITH & MOTION MAN - We All Over
8. GRAVEDIGGAZ - Nowhere To Run, Nowhere To Hide
9. PUBLIC ENEMY - By The Time I Get To Arizona
10. THE WEATHERMEN - 10 Times
11. OL' DIRTY BASTARD - Protect Ya Neck II The Zoo
12. NWA - Straight Outta Compton
13. WORD A MOUTH - Famous Last Words
14. BUSDRIVER - Imaginary Places
15. KOOL KEITH - Make Up Your Mind
16. CANNIBAL OX - Raspberry Fields
17. THA ALKAHOLIKS - Only When I'm Drunk
18. ICE T - Lethal Weapon
19. GETO BOYS w/ ICE CUBE - 5th Ward/South Central Malt
20. CRISPIN HELLION GLOVER - Auto-Manipulator

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