Sunday, April 9, 2017

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 80 - BELIEVE IT OR YACHT




It’s a solo show! It’s also a musical extravaganza! I teach you about Trump’s owl-obsessed money man, numerology gospel, dick-slashing Megalians, space burials, CAA Illuminati lawns, and get deep into country funk.


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Sunday, April 2, 2017

DEATH METAL DADS: EPISODE 17 - 'ROID SECTOR


Aesop and Shelby return from a month off, re-invigorated and better than ever, with this sweeping ode to the mighty time-traveling, synthesizer-tickling entity known as NOCTURNUS. It's a dark and treacherous voyage, fraught with thrills, chills... and KILLS!
Discussed herein: Those Knuckleheads In Congress, Matthew Barney Greenway The Big Purple Dinosaur, "-ER Bands", Hot Dutch Teens, Night Ribs (A BBQ Sauce Mystery), A Message To Our Fans, Weird Dumplings, Calzone Killzone, A Travel Pussy Purchased In A German Gas Station, Brooms 'N Rashes, Dutch Kiddie Porn, Bucharest's Onion District, Mom Chat, IRL Emails & Pedal Punishment, Family Shitting Time, Half Our Age But Twice As Good, The Reverse Dekker vs. The Double Deuce, Extremity News, A Lederhosen-Clad Toddler, The Inspection Shelf, Sub-Genres, Hoagie-Genres, Grinder-Genres, Nazi Dads Bonding Over Pepe Memes, Death To False Pizza, Flagrant Use of Keyboards, ENTER THE DROIDS!, Slamming The Old Lady's Ham, More Questions About Sweatpants, K-Swiss: The Best Fucking Shoe, Yonkers Death vs. The World, Real Neat Songs, Requiem For The Naked Chicken Chalupa, Censoring Justin Ennis, Sandal Chat, Kevin Smith's Canklejorts, Unfrozen Caveman Hesher, A Wooden Bowl With Every Kind of Animal In It, as well as everyone's favorite segments: Dad Sex, Fatherly Advice, Listener Emails, and the good ol' DMD Bump!

Music:

Nocturnus, "Droid Sector"

Parliament, "Oh Lord, Why Lord/Prayer"

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Sunday, March 26, 2017

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 79 - A LOT ABOUT LIVIN AND A LITTLE BOUT LOVE AND A LOT ABOUT SOUTH KOREAN SHADOW GOVERNMENTS




Shelby and I talk to our friend Colin in South Korea about the Illuminati-style cult recently revealed to be controlling President Park Guen-hye. There has been very little coverage of this in the American media, so tune in and wake up. Ignore the Skype issues, this one is good!


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Sunday, March 12, 2017

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 78 - FOLLOW THE FUNNY




Nothing to see here, just Al and Erik shooting the shit. Topics include: NAD’s First Book Review / How To Gamble On Horses / CIA Mars Remote Viewing Attempt / UFO Researcher Of The Year / Our “Get Out” Review. Keep moving, keep moving.


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Sunday, February 5, 2017

DEATH METAL DADS: EPISODE 16 - DAD CONGREGATION



We're one bullet away from a gay President. And that's pretty cool. 

1,000 listener emails, Dad Sex, Fatherly Advice, The DMD Bump, live audio from the Dads' appearance at SF Sketchfest 2017, and a bonus Death Metal Drive Thru courtesy of Chase from Gatecreeper.
Music:
Dead Congregation, "Martyrdoom/Hostis Humani Generis", "Subjugation"
Blood, Sweat and Tears, "And When I Die"

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NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 76 - LE FLAT EARTH




Jesus take the wheel! I’m flying solo. Topics include: Trump numerology, Flat Earth memes, Musical frequencies distorting your reality, and Freemason hackers attacking the ECB. Come along, come along, come along.


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Sunday, January 22, 2017

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 75 - NATIONAL TREASURE III: RETURN OF THE HOT BREATH




WOW! It's a VERY SPECIAL EPISODE of Nights After Dark! With an ALL STAR CAST featuring Sara, Al, and Welf! We dive deep on the IllCon Sketchfest show, the CIA's remote viewing program, and the intricacies of the National Treasure franchise. It's a real good time for the whole family, except for all the swears and alien porn discussion.


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Sunday, January 15, 2017

DEATH METAL DADS: EPISODE 15 - ABNORMALLY DADCEASED (with Dave Adelson)



Join the Dads and their very special guest Dave Adelson (20 Buck Spin) for a mind-blowing journey into the heart of darkness, the soul of silliness, the mouth of madness, and the butt of jokes.

Discussed herein: The Mistake By The Lake, Part 2, The Harrowing Tale of the 15-Inch Burrito, Shelby Does Not Know The Guest's Name, Contra Costa County's Rich Metal History, What Max Bowman Smells Like, More Talk About The Steve DiGiorgio Statue, Fundamental Misunderstandings About Distance And Time, Sports Bars, Face-Punching, Bike Rides, Aesop's Mouth Gets A Timeout, A Trip To Applebee's, An Unpleasant Hill, HM-2 Pedals, Pinning The Sadness-ometer, Sour Cream Stains, The Hellwitch House, A Chance For Shelby To Perform His Infamous Jello Biafra Impersonation, A Gratuitous Mention of Broken Hope, Playing On Demos That Don't Exist, Driving Angry, A Shout Out To Mortiis, Cancer THE BAND, Climorta Skuld, Wild Rags Chat, Dudes That Kill Their Moms, Lack of Research, The Guitarist From Pearl Jam's Uli Jon Roth Cover Band, Collecting Paul Lynde Memorabilia, Necropolis Records and Condiments and The Loo, Fake-Tittied Nuns, The DMD Bump, and, of course, Fatherly Advice. This one REALLY doesn't suck very bad!

Music:

Entombed, "Abnormally Deceased"

Queen, "All Dead, All Dead"





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Sunday, January 1, 2017