Sunday, August 14, 2016

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 63 - INFINITE BLISS AND OTHER BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES




This episode is about one thing only: Transcendental Meditation. We dive deep into the ocean of pure consciousness and see what kinds of fish are swimming around down there. Put on your scuba gear and let’s roll.


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Sunday, August 7, 2016

DEATH METAL DADS - EPISODE 8: DEATH METAL LADS

The Dads have given up. It’s over. In the laziest, most apathetic podcasting maneuver since the dawn of time, Shelby and Aesop hand the mics over to their kids–-Calvyn (age 18) and Ezra (age 15) to do the show for them. Is it the best Death Metal Dads ever? The worst? THERE’S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!

Music:

Nitro, “Freight Train”

Foreigner, “Juke Box Hero”

ITUNES
STITCHER
SOUNCLOUD



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NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 62 - A REPTILE DYSFUNCTION




It's a solo show! Allow me to ramble to you about our adventures in Las Vegas, the London Bridge in Lake Havasu, and fake Garths. Memes are also described.


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Sunday, July 24, 2016

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 61 - SHELBY AND ERIK ARE DRUNK AGAIN (LOKED AND WOKED EDITION)




Wow, we have definitely been day drinking! Join us as we discuss such diverse and wonderful topics as Donald Trumps, Pokemans, and Alan Jackson. This one is chock full of drunken rants, so if you like that sort of thing, the line forms on the left!


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Sunday, July 10, 2016

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 60 - TESTING TIN FOIL HATS




Come along for the ride while we get weird on synchronicity, occult occurrences surrounding the Dallas shootings, Professor Griff and 13 Bloodlines of the Illuminati, the Hum, and the shielding properties of tin foil!


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Sunday, July 3, 2016

DEATH METAL DADS: EPISODE 7 - BREEDING THE SPAWN


In today's enlightening installment, the Dads are guestless and return to The Dad Pad to gather their thoughts, drown their sorrows, and really get back to what's important--Mike Smith from Suffocation's rap career. But that's not all! Despite shitty audio and malfunctioning recording devices, they dive into a deep, tepid pool of subjects, including but not limited to: Suspicious Discharge, An Awkward Engagement In A Rest Stop Bathroom, A Corn-Studded Fuckturd, The Smart & Final Solution, Musings on The Back Cover of "Effigy of the Forgotten", Donald Duckin' vs. Porky Piggin', Clip Shows, Blooper Reels, Double-Donging, Tony Molina's New Gravity BlastCast, The Ballad of Dwayne and Rusty and The One-Armed Shotgun Dad, A Semi-Efficient Killing Machine (At Best), A Sex Query From Jaleel White, "Hey, Are You Guys In A Family?", A Brief History of Toilet Vocals, One Cock-Sweater With Reindeer On It: Size Small, Father/Son Bonding at the Suffocation Show, The All-New Death Metal Dads Fuck Apron With A Dickhole In It From Hide The Bodies Press, Haitian Winston and the Pizza Hut Vagina, East Oakland's Zombie Chicken Outbreak, Aesop Ate Brad, Post-Abortion Breakfasts, Frank Mullen: Patron Saint of Death Metal Dads, Good Ol' Fatherly Advice, PLUS Listener Emails, TWO New Segments (Dad Sex Vol. 1 AND The DMD Bump: Ball-Washing Edition) AND A Bonus Dad-Fuckin' Story! HOLY CRAP WHAT A PODCAST!

Music:

Suffocation, "Breeding The Spawn"
Inculcator, "Stygian Expanse (Malus Peior Malum)"

(Also featuring special appearances by Erika Osterhout, Marissa Martinez-Hoadley, and Brian Hoadley as The People Laughing at Aesop In The Hallway)

(Local underwriting by The 3 Rings Liquor Foundation)





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NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 59 - HANGIN' WITH CHARLES AND RON PART 2: OCCULT GEOGRAPHY




The second half of this amazing two-part episode is also jam-packed with content! We go deep on geographic anomalies and the ways in which those might be influencing our physical reality. Are UFO sightings and paranormal occurrences connected to earth's energies? Are orders of black magicians blackening our ley lines? Is there a secret geographic component to nuclear fission? Tune in to find out!


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Sunday, June 12, 2016

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 56 - OCCULT TENDENCIES OF THE TECH ELITE




In this one, we talk about Silicon Valley’s deep influence on America: Eric Schmidt manipulating the election, Peter Thiel bankrupting the media, and Elon Musk’s “one in a billion” chance that we don’t live a holographic reality. We also talk about past lives encroaching on the present and Alex Jones’s siqq Info Wars clothing line. Please do join.


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