Sunday, July 24, 2016

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 61 - SHELBY AND ERIK ARE DRUNK AGAIN (LOKED AND WOKED EDITION)




Wow, we have definitely been day drinking! Join us as we discuss such diverse and wonderful topics as Donald Trumps, Pokemans, and Alan Jackson. This one is chock full of drunken rants, so if you like that sort of thing, the line forms on the left!


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Sunday, July 10, 2016

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 60 - TESTING TIN FOIL HATS




Come along for the ride while we get weird on synchronicity, occult occurrences surrounding the Dallas shootings, Professor Griff and 13 Bloodlines of the Illuminati, the Hum, and the shielding properties of tin foil!


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Sunday, July 3, 2016

DEATH METAL DADS: EPISODE 7 - BREEDING THE SPAWN


In today's enlightening installment, the Dads are guestless and return to The Dad Pad to gather their thoughts, drown their sorrows, and really get back to what's important--Mike Smith from Suffocation's rap career. But that's not all! Despite shitty audio and malfunctioning recording devices, they dive into a deep, tepid pool of subjects, including but not limited to: Suspicious Discharge, An Awkward Engagement In A Rest Stop Bathroom, A Corn-Studded Fuckturd, The Smart & Final Solution, Musings on The Back Cover of "Effigy of the Forgotten", Donald Duckin' vs. Porky Piggin', Clip Shows, Blooper Reels, Double-Donging, Tony Molina's New Gravity BlastCast, The Ballad of Dwayne and Rusty and The One-Armed Shotgun Dad, A Semi-Efficient Killing Machine (At Best), A Sex Query From Jaleel White, "Hey, Are You Guys In A Family?", A Brief History of Toilet Vocals, One Cock-Sweater With Reindeer On It: Size Small, Father/Son Bonding at the Suffocation Show, The All-New Death Metal Dads Fuck Apron With A Dickhole In It From Hide The Bodies Press, Haitian Winston and the Pizza Hut Vagina, East Oakland's Zombie Chicken Outbreak, Aesop Ate Brad, Post-Abortion Breakfasts, Frank Mullen: Patron Saint of Death Metal Dads, Good Ol' Fatherly Advice, PLUS Listener Emails, TWO New Segments (Dad Sex Vol. 1 AND The DMD Bump: Ball-Washing Edition) AND A Bonus Dad-Fuckin' Story! HOLY CRAP WHAT A PODCAST!

Music:

Suffocation, "Breeding The Spawn"
Inculcator, "Stygian Expanse (Malus Peior Malum)"

(Also featuring special appearances by Erika Osterhout, Marissa Martinez-Hoadley, and Brian Hoadley as The People Laughing at Aesop In The Hallway)

(Local underwriting by The 3 Rings Liquor Foundation)





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NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 59 - HANGIN' WITH CHARLES AND RON PART 2: OCCULT GEOGRAPHY




The second half of this amazing two-part episode is also jam-packed with content! We go deep on geographic anomalies and the ways in which those might be influencing our physical reality. Are UFO sightings and paranormal occurrences connected to earth's energies? Are orders of black magicians blackening our ley lines? Is there a secret geographic component to nuclear fission? Tune in to find out!


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Sunday, June 12, 2016

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 56 - OCCULT TENDENCIES OF THE TECH ELITE




In this one, we talk about Silicon Valley’s deep influence on America: Eric Schmidt manipulating the election, Peter Thiel bankrupting the media, and Elon Musk’s “one in a billion” chance that we don’t live a holographic reality. We also talk about past lives encroaching on the present and Alex Jones’s siqq Info Wars clothing line. Please do join.


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Sunday, June 5, 2016

DEATH METAL DADS EPISODE 6 - PARENTAL FUNERAL (WITH ERIC CUTLER)


Welcome to Episode 6, recorded live in a boiling-hot practice space on the third floor of the Oakland Music Complex! In today's auditory adventure, the Dads are joined by Eric Cutler (Autopsy, Necrosic) to expound upon an array of inane and beer-soaked subjects, surrounded by vintage smut and Star Wars memorabilia.

Topics discussed herein: Man Kegels, A Lack of Electricity & Apologies For Slapping, 16 Years on the Couch Drinking Beer, The Ken Burnses of Death Metal Podcasting, Antioch's Sadus Statue, A Change.org Petition For More Guitar In The Monitors, You Have Bad Taste In Things, Fun With Shitfun!, Unholy Blackened Death Thrash Farmer Grampa, Solicitations For Dad Sex, A Lot of Talk About Quilts, Alienating Autopsy, More Shit-Talking on Glen Benton, A Hole In The Cyclone Fence That You Climb Through To Smoke Weed With Chuck Schuldiner, Don't Talk Between Songs, THE DMD BUMP, Inquisition Wants You To Drive Safe, An Apology To Mom, Aesop On Shelby's Shoulders Wearing A Long Trench Coat Posing For A Picture With Dan Lilker, 105 Degrees in the Museum of Porn, Proud Father of a Rototom-Playing Son, A Letter To Aerosmith: The Whitford/Hamilton Affair, Sizzler Is The Sweatpants of Restaurants, and of course, everyone's favorite segment, Fatherly Advice. It's a good one. Tune in!

Music:
Autopsy, "In The Grip of Winter"
Necrosic, "Squirming In Your Guts"






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Sunday, May 29, 2016

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 55 - TOP MEN




Wow, what a episode! Advanced subjects include: Psychic On A Leash! Poltershit! Tom DeLonge And His Unified UFO Theory! David Paulides And His Missing Persons! 19th Century Americana UFO Stories! And many other things! Please enjoy!


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Sunday, May 22, 2016

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 54 - REMAINS OF SOMETHING WEIRD




2 Woke (No Girls) / Skulls For Sale / Back To The Crack / Fourteen Saloons, Two Dance Halls, No Law Enforcement / Psychic Moments / Layers Of Ghost Towns / You Are Not Alone / Describin’ Freedom Lovers


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