Sunday, June 12, 2016

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 56 - OCCULT TENDENCIES OF THE TECH ELITE




In this one, we talk about Silicon Valley’s deep influence on America: Eric Schmidt manipulating the election, Peter Thiel bankrupting the media, and Elon Musk’s “one in a billion” chance that we don’t live a holographic reality. We also talk about past lives encroaching on the present and Alex Jones’s siqq Info Wars clothing line. Please do join.


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Sunday, June 5, 2016

DEATH METAL DADS EPISODE 6 - PARENTAL FUNERAL (WITH ERIC CUTLER)


Welcome to Episode 6, recorded live in a boiling-hot practice space on the third floor of the Oakland Music Complex! In today's auditory adventure, the Dads are joined by Eric Cutler (Autopsy, Necrosic) to expound upon an array of inane and beer-soaked subjects, surrounded by vintage smut and Star Wars memorabilia.

Topics discussed herein: Man Kegels, A Lack of Electricity & Apologies For Slapping, 16 Years on the Couch Drinking Beer, The Ken Burnses of Death Metal Podcasting, Antioch's Sadus Statue, A Change.org Petition For More Guitar In The Monitors, You Have Bad Taste In Things, Fun With Shitfun!, Unholy Blackened Death Thrash Farmer Grampa, Solicitations For Dad Sex, A Lot of Talk About Quilts, Alienating Autopsy, More Shit-Talking on Glen Benton, A Hole In The Cyclone Fence That You Climb Through To Smoke Weed With Chuck Schuldiner, Don't Talk Between Songs, THE DMD BUMP, Inquisition Wants You To Drive Safe, An Apology To Mom, Aesop On Shelby's Shoulders Wearing A Long Trench Coat Posing For A Picture With Dan Lilker, 105 Degrees in the Museum of Porn, Proud Father of a Rototom-Playing Son, A Letter To Aerosmith: The Whitford/Hamilton Affair, Sizzler Is The Sweatpants of Restaurants, and of course, everyone's favorite segment, Fatherly Advice. It's a good one. Tune in!

Music:
Autopsy, "In The Grip of Winter"
Necrosic, "Squirming In Your Guts"






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Sunday, May 29, 2016

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 55 - TOP MEN




Wow, what a episode! Advanced subjects include: Psychic On A Leash! Poltershit! Tom DeLonge And His Unified UFO Theory! David Paulides And His Missing Persons! 19th Century Americana UFO Stories! And many other things! Please enjoy!


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Sunday, May 22, 2016

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 54 - REMAINS OF SOMETHING WEIRD




2 Woke (No Girls) / Skulls For Sale / Back To The Crack / Fourteen Saloons, Two Dance Halls, No Law Enforcement / Psychic Moments / Layers Of Ghost Towns / You Are Not Alone / Describin’ Freedom Lovers


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Sunday, May 8, 2016

DEATH METAL DADS EPISODE 5 - MOMWARD TO GOLGOTHA (WITH CHIYO NUKAGA)


SPECIAL BONUS MOTHER'S DAY SURPRISE EPISODE!

In what will surely be remembered as DMD's most GRIM and NEKRO installment (read as: shitty-sounding), the Dads enter an ACTUAL TOMB in the Mountain View Cemetery sans microphones or electricity to sit down with their first Metal Mom, Chiyo Nukaga (Noothgrush). Topics pontificated upon as listed (but not limited to): Yokohama-klahoma, If You Wanna Get Away From A Ghost Go Into The Woods, An Asshole Full of Gin, Punched By A Rabbi, Wind Noises, Parole Violations, Underwear Punx: What We Do Is (Victoria's) Secret, Disco Doom, Bad Reverb, Craig Pillard: Garbage Man/Garbage Person, Google Ghosts, Chuck E. Cheese Is Thunderdome, Dubstep Dads, Why The Oakland Raiders Travel In Single File, The Purple Pie Man: Scented Pedophile, Less Pissy Fabric, There's A Noothgrush On My Toothbrush, Narnia Meth, More Bad Reverb, Not Getting High With Dino From Dystopia, Casting Off Your Leg Prisons, Dionne Warwick's Inability To Locate San Jose, World Jewry/Rural Jewelry, and of course everyone's favorite bummer, Fatherly Advice. Join us.

Music:
Incantation, "Unholy Massacre"
Noothgrush "Alderaan"


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PRODUCTION NOTE: AFTER THE RECORDING OF THIS EPISODE, THE DADS LEARNED THAT THE TOMB THEY RECORDED IN WAS DESECRATED IN 1988, AND THAT THE HEADS OF TWO BODIES THEREIN WERE REMOVED. THIS IS THE REASON FOR THE TOMB'S VACANCY AND LACK OF NAME. YOU CAN READ MORE ABOUT THIS STRANGE CASE HERE.

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NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 53 - KEDOPHILES




Total Bullshit Is Our Bread And Butter / Elvis Is Prince Is Alive / Picture A White Jumpsuit / Intyrely Misremembered / Describin’ Memes: The Meme Dad / Shadow Man On Campus / The Greenbaum Speech / Michael Aquino and the Temple of Set


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Sunday, May 1, 2016

DEATH METAL DADS EPISODE 4 - DADAKLYSM (WITH EUGENE ROBINSON)



LIVE FROM EAST PALO ALTO, IT'S DMD EPISODE 4: DADAKLYSM!

On today's episode, the Dads are joined by author/singer/martial artist and all-around badass Eugene Robinson (Oxbow, Bunuel, The Sal Mineo Project, etc etc), to pet dogs, pet cats, and awkwardly avoid being brutally assaulted for 65 minutes. They talk about stuff. Such as: Fighting Dudes In Basements For Fun And Profit, A Surprise Cameo By Deaf Cat, A Lot of Unexplained Grunting And Panting, You Can't Un-Fuck A Vagina, NO DEALS AT THE MERCH TABLE, Eyeball Slicing, Getting Naked Onstage And How It Effects Your Children, Popeye: A Really Good Dog, Steve From Harvey Milk Makes Mean Eggs, The Yanni/Raffi Connection, When Your "Fun Orgy" Turns Into A "Bummer Gangbang": A Cautionary Tale, Someone Pack Bob Uecker In Bubble Wrap!, Leonard Part 6 Chat, Some Playful Eye-Gouging And The Casual Ripping off of Dicks, Kataklysm: Not Really Worth Talking About, and of course, a nice solid chunk of Fatherly Advice. Join us or die.

Music:

Kataklysm, "The Orb of Uncreation"
Oxbow, Daughter"

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NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 52 - SARAH DOES DISNEY WORLD




Wiccan Jesus / Archon Elaboration / Lisa Frank Hellscape / It’s A Disney World / Aerosmith Themed Everything / Are You Holy Land Experienced? / The Goat Man Claims Another Victim / Why All Our Celebrities Are Dying / Prince Predicts 9/11


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Sunday, April 17, 2016

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 51 - DON'T ARC OFF, ARCHON




Welcome to NAD Episode 51, featuring an array of diverse and stimulating topics such as:

How Does A Rainbow Go? / What A Cat Saw / Expounding The Interdimensional Hypothesis / Grey Alien Sex Majick Rituals / Describin’ Gnostic Reptilians / Carl Jung on UFOs / Mini-Bilderberg / The New World Order Commemorative Glock / Earthquake Chat / Name Dropping Moloch / This Chick Is Going Down


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