Sunday, December 27, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 41 - THE 1% OF COMEDIANS




GODDAMN IT PEOPLE N.A.D. IS BACK AND HOTTER THAN EVERRR

Supreme Chuckles / Shut Up I’m Still Talking / This Is Ford Country / Fogle's Palace / You Be The Judge / Al Sizzler / Video Game Cover Songs Before They Were Cool / Morning Show Boot Camp / Armenian Lamb Sacrifices


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Sunday, December 20, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 40 - ON THE MOOOON




Live From The Sea Of Tranquility / Fake Moon Landing Chat / Apollo 13 Ritual Chat / Nazis on the Moon / Hollow Moon Theory / Soul Trap Moon / Tranquility Lodge 2000


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Sunday, December 13, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 39 - TWO THUMBS UP MY ASS AND STILL I WAS BORED




Basically Worse Than Anti-Semetism / Magickal Hollywood J.O. Rituals / Joe Rogan & Ari Shaffir vs. Bill Hicks / If You See Something, Say Something / Broken Dolls That Say Satanic Shit


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Sunday, December 6, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 38 - TOKE IT BEFORE YOU POKE IT!




IllCon Low Lights! Describin’ Memes 3: Describin’ Condoms! Occult Gains At The Gym! The Young Investigator’s Guide To Ancient Aliens! Man Bums! Occult Star Wars Shit! A New Genre Of Dude! Travis Walton Addendum! Christians Debunking Mormonism! Weird Grating Sounds In The Sky!


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Sunday, November 22, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 37 - A FAMOUSLY SLUTTY ANIMAL




Guest Starring Charles The Heckler!
Were the Paris attacks predicted by occult numerology? Does a bold new theory of human hybridization explain scandalous events at the highest levels of British government? TUNE IN AND FIND OUT!


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Sunday, November 15, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 36 - GALACTIC ROADKILL




We go hard on the Travis Walton abduction! New audio recordings! New evidence revealed! Alien torture porn! This is a good one.


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Sunday, November 8, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 35 - KEEP ON TRUMPIN'




Halloweed Holocast Post Show Wrap Up / Tales Of New San Francisco / Down In The Dark For 69 Days With Antonio Banderas / Tupac Alive In Serbia? / Lil’ Ween / Describin’ Memes: Trump Meme Extravaganza / Astrological Charts Of The Political Elite / Living In The Cheese Dimension


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Sunday, October 25, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 34 - FATA MORMONA




Mike Watt Encounters! Floating Cities! NASA’s Project Blue Beam! The Biggest Letdown in History! Psychedelic Honey! Angels Landing On Hills! Masonic Roots Of Mormonism! Rock Jams Of The Latter Day Saints!


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Sunday, October 18, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 33 - FREEBASIN' OR FREEMASON?




Turbocharged Tony Little / Shit Dads / What Women Think About Sport Chat / Teh Ermahgerd Gerl / Satanic Kate Spade / Solomon's Megachurch / A Little More Inspiration / How To Catch A Ghost Horse / Tonetta - The Saint / Creepy Dude Workout Videos / Have A Very Buttisimo Day / Rocky Horror Chat / Burning Life Second Man / Shine On In Pork Heaven / Fuck Everything


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Sunday, October 11, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 32 - I THINK MY BRAIN HAS TOO MANY TABS OPEN!




The Full Limbaugh / Vampires, Mummies, and the Holy Ghost / Media Manipulation / Martian Water and the Space Pope / Wherein I Describe Lisa Frank Memes In Great Detail / Jeb Loves The Redskins / Back To The Future Conspiracies Explained / Sports Cops / Illuminati Christian Rock Exposed / Holy Ghost Adventures / Spirit Box Jesus / You Don't Practice Santeria But J-Lo Does


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Sunday, September 27, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 31 - AL'S SPORTS (UFO DEATH CULT EDITION)




Guest Starring: Al!
Yes Sober Podcasts / Vortex Pro Tip / Human Recall / Aliens Love Us / Planet Earth About To Be Recycled / Death Cult Pro Tip / Childs In Salmon Pants / Fucking Carpetbagger Giants Fans / Why Are You So Proud Of Your Blue Ribbon? / Best Locker Room Speeches / Clapping At The Same Time As The Austrians / Drummers Who Need To Express Themselves / Has Morrissey Ever Even Had Sex? / I Need Beer To Talk MKULTRA / Real Or Not Real?


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Sunday, September 13, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 30 - DARK NIGHTS, BUD LIGHTS




No Sober Podcasts / Big Announcement In IllCon Land / Fogled By A Psychic / Essence Of Macklemore / Karma Fucks Me / Business Vape / Erik Attempts To Psychically Predict The IllCon Mascot Bracket / Gargling Satan's Cock / About The Most 90s Thing I Can Think Of / A Middle To Upper Class Cult / A Freemason Rosicrucian Secret Society Sex Magick Thing / Sirius Business / One Hundred People Is Enough Fuel / You Can't Just Drug The Kids, You Gotta Kill Them / Definitely Unhinged Obviously


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Sunday, September 6, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 29 - NIGHTS AFTER DARK IS A WOMAN




Four Shots Too Many On The Ride Of Life / Speak Truth To Power / What You See Is Not What You Get / Shit Dude Taste / So Many Teeth / You Son Of A Bitches! / Think Like A Broad / Fat Depp / Tonetta - Lots And Lots Of Drugs / Gotta Shed This Flesh Prison / Conspira-Sea Cruise / Stephen King Jamz / The Truth About Things Conspiratorial / An All-You-Can-Eat Conspiracy Buffet / Seminars / Joey Korn Founder Of Korn / Too Far Over The Edge


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Sunday, August 30, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 28 - ANOTHER GOOD APOCALYPSE (WE'RE ALL GONNA GET FOGLED)




Guest Starring: Charles The Heckler!

A Big Machine That Does Energy Stuff / Fucking Loaded With Occult Symbolism Right Now / Too Far Down The Nazi Path / Famous Crypts Of The Hapsburg Empire / Aliens Can Be Catholics Too / Devil Law / Remember The 22nd And 23rd Of September / Illuminati Duality / Kid's Cartoons Of A Certain Type / Crazy Moment Of Synchronicity / The Transfiguration Of The Antichrist / Licks And Kicks


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Sunday, August 23, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 27 - DUDES INSIDE OF DUDES (INSIDE OF DUDES)




Guest Starring: Coby Shelbras!

When The Walkenry Starts To Fade / Two More Hirtlers Please / Shelby Versus Electronics / Fantasy Beer And Illuminati Wine / Podcast Town Shoutout(?) / The Circle Of The Bell / The Elixir of Eternal Life / A Mythical Lump Of Clay Formed Into A Human Shape Bent To The Will Of Whoever Puts The Word Of Truth Inside Of Its Head / My Levels / Dark Homunculi Shit / How Is Babby Formed? / My Dudes! / Sarah's Dad Crush Of The Week / A Great Comedy About Dead Children / A Temporally Questionable IllCon Exclusive / Interesting Pairings / Clearly From The Internet / Hamburger In Paradise (Hold The Cheese)


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Sunday, August 9, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 26 - MANNEQUIN III STARRING JOHNNY DEPP AND A DEPP PUPPET




Mic Check One Two One Two / Shelby and Otis / M.A. in B.S. / Budapest Chat / Hair Rituals Of The Metal Elite / Kitschy Catholic Relics / Vienna Chat / A Scale From One To Depp / Habsburg Sarcophagi / Hologram Opera / A Bit Of A Stake In The Country / The Saturn Moon Matrix / Booq Piqqs


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Sunday, July 26, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 25 - ERIK'S NEW MAKEOVER




Podcasting Is A Dirty Business / Weird Mysterious Alien Virus / A Really Long Night On The Pole / Makes Ghosts Hard / Blue Powerade / Free And Loose Out On The Streets / To Force The Dead To Reveal The Secrets Of The Unseen World / The Faustian Tale / Don't Bring Your Boyfriend Shopping (Sarah's Al Rant) / Full Femme Fatale / The Pac-Man Moon Theory / That's Shit Dead / Full On Double Saxophone / Lady Superstitions / Siqq Piqqs: Rifftrax / Edgar Winter In The Summertime


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PSA: NO NEW N.A.D. NEXT WEEK (8/2) SEE YOU CHUDS THE WEEK AFTER.

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Sunday, July 19, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 24 - STRAIGHT DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE




Guest Starring: Charles The Heckler!
I can't even describe this one, you guys. We tie all the threads together. Just listen. We go deep.


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Sunday, July 12, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 23 - ILLCON ORIGINS: PART ONE: DISGUSTING GROUPIE JIZZUM HEAVY METAL CUM




Jerry's Finger / Homemade Cum Wine / Butt Cleavage / First Known Recordings Of IllCon Radio / DORITOS / Erik's Terrible Dumb Ideas / Gogglebox: Your Social Control Programming, Every Sunday On Channel 4 / ScrotumTumor.com / Jesus's Foreskin / Zac Baggins Is Synchronistically Communicating With Me Through His Ouija Board / Don't Do Anything Important At 3AM / A Walken Role / On The Internet, No One Knows You're Leonard Cohen / All The Holes That Have Turned Into Eyes / Philly Ray Cyrus / No Poo Movement / Shave Your Face, Ladies / Evil Dead Nerd Rant


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Sunday, July 5, 2015

ILLOGICAL CONTRAPTION: THE LIVE SHOW


LISTEN UP CHUDS, IF YOU WANT MORE ILLCON THIS WEEK, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PAY FOR IT.



GET YOUR ASS TO SAN FRANCISCO AND GO SEE CORY, SHELBY, AND AL, LIVE AT THE PUNCHLINE COMEDY CLUB!

WITH SPECIAL GUESTS JELLO BIAFRA, JOSHUA GRANNELL AKA PEACHES CHRIST, KASEEM BENTLEY, MATT AND PAUL MAGIC, JOEL M. FEW, EVA VON SLUT, AND MORE!



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DO IT. DO IT. DO IT.

If you're gonna be lame and stay home, here's last week's episode of NAD for you again, loser:


Sunday, June 28, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 22 - PENTAGRAMS FUCKING ALL OVER IT



The American National Anthem / The New Illogical Contraption Theme Song / That Scene Where Tom Hanks Bangs Amelie In The Basement / Whoops I Put In A Sin / Smash It To Get Her Off / Big And Just Waiting To Be Husked / Semi-Hard Evidence / A Reasonable Number Of Holes / Worshiping Satan With Every Swing / Too Many Black Balls / Acacia Nightz / DMT Brew / Doing A Dead Chick Is A Symbol For Rebirth / Decapitating Shoppers With Their Giant Swords / Sarah's Awesome Dude Crisis Segment / So What??


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Sunday, June 21, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 21 - OCCULT ASTROLOGY AND YOU




Guest Starring: Charles The Heckler!

Topics: Flat Earth, Hollow Earth / Guccifer / Email Hacking of the Rich and Famous / New York Times Nuclear Threat?? / Occult Numerological Timing / Nostradumbass / My J'ncos Are Not Aligned With the Stars / Scientology Corner / UKUSA / Actual Real Economic Discussion About the Potential Dissolution of the Eurozone (an IllCon first!) / Talking Shit on the French and the Scottish / Talking Shit on Google and Burning Man / Are You Ready?


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Sunday, June 14, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 20 - LET THE MIGHTY EAGLE SOAR




American Pride / Slash Slashers / British Garishness / Tartan Bling / Arizona Lesson / SF Bitchin' / Nine Eleven Jimmy Buffet / True Bad Boy Hair / Strippers Running From Dinosaurs / Yabba Dabba Don't / So We Eat Him Who Fell / Aliens Are Like Lightning / Real Or Not So Real / Just Turn Into Your Dad If You Want Attention / Braff Facts / Like She's Never Soared Before


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Sunday, May 31, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 19 - EIGHT CIRCUITS OF CILANTCHOUSNESS




Creating Freemasonry Conspiracy Theories; The America Dream is Luciferian; Cola Commercial Psy Ops; IllCon Low Lights; Activating Your Eight Circuits; Siqq Piqqs!

No show next week (6/7/15). See y'all the week after!


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Sunday, May 24, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 18 - MOM MEMES




Scientology update! Ghost update (doors closing on their own)! Stress tests! Mad Max! Poltergeist! Sarah discovers a new genre of horror! Questionable memes! Adult Big Butt Kids! Holy shit you guys, podcasting, how do we do it? No seriously. We have no idea.


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Sunday, May 17, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 17 - OUR BOATS HAVE ARRIVED




In this one, we discuss all things Australian, Sarah's girl crushes, What Women Want, the owl / alien / demon continuum, our apartment ghost, hallucinogenic mold, dumb SF, really badly reviewed movies, and loads of freaky British snacks!


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Sunday, May 10, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 16 - GAME OF PHIL ZONES




Computer Malfunctions! Mars! Baraq u Bamah! Clear Windows! Past Lives of IllCon Hosts! Ser Robert Jorts Fights The Jerry Bear! Snack Chat! Jean Commercial Jams! Siqq Booqqs! Wow! That's a lot of content! Wow! This episode is amazing! Wow!


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Sunday, May 3, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 15 - HOW STELLA GOT HER GROVE BACK




Winter has turned again to spring, which means it's time to sacrifice one hour of your precious time to us while we discuss Beltane, fire festivals, Bohemian Grove, Belizean Grove, Burning Man, Wicker Man, and all the other groves and all the other mans. Please, won't you, please. No, do.


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Sunday, April 26, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 14 - NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL OT VIII!




"Clear" some time in your billion-year schedule for this Bridge to Total Freedom Rock! It's a listening party featuring all of your favorite anthems by classic jam masters like L. Ron Hubbard and Edgar Winter! These hits will blow your thetan. Also featured: snacks, Frank Stallone, and booze.


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Sunday, April 19, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 13: PRIVATE ILLCON, ILLCON FOR MONEY




Contained within: (1) Edinburgh Moments, (2) Sarah's Psychic Premonitions, (3) Erik's Private Synchronicity, (4) Chick Chat, (5) Dined Blate With Lodger Rodge, (6) 66, (7) Prophet.


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Sunday, April 12, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 12 - AMSTERDUMB




Despite popular outcry, here is a sparkling new episode for you to enjoy! In this one, we discuss weird hotel room art (pictured below), talk Thetans, do a Siqq Piqqs, and taste some local truffles. All for you. All for you.

GUESS THE NUMBER OF DEMONS CONTAINED WITHIN THIS PAINTING AND WIN A POSSESSION:



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Sunday, April 5, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 11 - ADULT MEN IN BUNNY COSTUMES



Just like Jesus, we have risen again on Easter. Join us as we discover German drinking techno, call the Bart Simpson Scientology hotline, and listen to recordings of REAL ANGELS singing songs of the End Times.


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Sunday, March 22, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 10 - KARMIC JOURNEY OF THE SOUL BALDWIN



GUESS THE NUMBER OF BALDWINS IN TONIGHT'S EPISODE AND WIN A CHRISTMAS HAM!


Holy SHIT! Lots going on here, lots to process. In this one, we talk peacocking, give our listeners FAR too much attention by actually reading their emails on the air, get sucked down a reincarnation rabbit hole, give you a surprise Low Light, get into some brutal and dark fairy tales, go "beneath the hoods" of secret societies, and discuss how adult babies signify the Aeon of Horus. Please do join us.


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UPDATE: 03/29/15: NO NEW NIGHTS AFTER DARK THIS WEEK :(
We'll be back next week. Please enjoy this tropical song instead. It Dad Rocks so hard it might impregnate your Mom.

Sunday, March 15, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 9 - PROFESSIONAL PACKAGE SPOTTERS



COUNT THE PACKAGES IN THE PICTURE AND WIN A PRIZE!

It's an episode... about nothing! And by nothing, I mean 311, new Cinderella, Blonde Depp, strange Dutch music man Harry Merry, furries around the globe, best fairytale remakes, and Cool American flavored Doritos.


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Sunday, March 8, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 8 - DOUCHEJA VU




In this episode, we over-"share", talk horror movies, probe the mysteries of Quantum Immortality, play some douche jams, and drink weird German boozes. Enjoy!

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Sunday, March 1, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 7 - A GENUINELY DEEP PROBING AT THE ALIEN DILDO PODCAST EMPORIUM




In this episode, we out the secrets of the universe, the aliens, and reincarnation. Eric Clapton also appears. I've had too many Mom Wines to describe further.


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Sunday, February 22, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 6 - OCCULT THEMES IN CLASSICAL MUSIC, VOL. II




WOW. We've really debased ourselves to typical IllCon levels on this one. Could this be our "best" episode yet? LISTEN AND THE TRUTH WILL BE REVEALED.


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LOCATION: Berlin, Germany

TOPICS:
Zoo Chat!
Wachowski Chat!
Akhenaten Chat!
German Snack Chat, Vol. II!
Wagner Chat!

Next Week: Something something German Occult something who knows?
Got a good idea? Email: nightsafterdark@gmail.com

Sunday, February 15, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 5 - OCCULT THEMES IN CLASSICAL MUSIC, VOL. I




Hallo Untermenchen! We're back after a week off. In this episode, we get deep on the secret influences of famous composers, fuck around with soundboards, and eat snacks. What did you want, professional radio? This is IllCon, friend.


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LOCATION: Berlin, Germany

TOPICS:
Rocky Horror Chat!
Film Festival Chat!
German Snack Chat!
Mozart Chat!
Scriabin Chat!
Alien Chat!

Next Week: Occult Themes Vol. II.
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Sunday, February 1, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 4 - MASKS OF THE ILLUM-ARMANI



This week we're in Venice talking about masks and masked balls and Carnevale and Kubrick and all sorts of weird stuff. This episode goes deep. This is IMPORTANT PODCASTING. Trust me, I'm your friend.

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LOCATION: Venice, Italy

TOPICS:
Jump Start Your Horse / Twelve Thousand Registered Hookers / Louie Futon / Heart In A Pyramid / Can’t Say No To An Angel / Dad Hard / Gotta Bang Some Peasants / Garth Brooks, Mind Slave / Conspiracy of Stupidity / How Men Get Their Power / Break Out Of Brixton


NEXT WEEK: BREAK WEEK, NO SHOW.
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Wednesday, January 28, 2015

THE REVEREND BRUCE HOWARD


LISTEN UP YOU CHADS, CHUDS, AND CHOADS, HERE'S A NEW BLOG POST I MADE BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE KEEP POINTING OUT THAT THIS BLOG HASN'T HAD ANY NEW BLOG POSTS IN YEARS.

It's now had one new blog post in years.

There is minimal online information on this dude, but from what I can tell, Rev. Bruce was a Seattle public access host in the early 90s. His show went through several incarnations, including one he co-hosted with a French bulldog named Buster Love (look it up, good stuff).

But it's this earlier form that I'm obsessed with. Dude is ON FIRE. Doesn't even need a shirt. Leather jacket? Check. Chubby cult followers? Check. Bullwhips? Check. Attack dog? Fuckin' check. All excellent elements on their own, but when you add them up? OH YEEEAH! Best Internet Thing I've seen this year.

REVEREND BRUCE, YOU HAVE THE FLOOR:



Sunday, January 25, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 3 - FAMOUS CONCRETE DICK ON 33RD



Third episode? Third episode. Third episode.

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GUEST STARRING: Charles the Heckler!

LOCATION: New York City

TOPICS:
A Special Message From Barth Grooks / Slaw Talk / Numerology and the Grid / Boaz and Joaquin Phoenix / 30 Rock, Shrine to Lucifer / Nob Talk / Hunger Games, Bellwether of the Apocalypse / Please Don’t Wash This / Some Serious Dan Brown Shit / Think About the Magic Seven


NEXT WEEK: CARNIVAL MASKS AND MASK MAKERS
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Sunday, January 18, 2015

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 2 - ALL MY EXES LIVE IN VORTEXES



Holy shit you guys, it's me, Erik, re-descending into your vibrational frequency with IllCon: Nights After Dark: Episode 2! Our second episode! One week later! Wow! Time is so weird, right?

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GUEST STARRING AL!

LOCATION: Sedona, AZ

TOPICS:
Stapp Up 2 Your Mentality / Welcome To Vortex Country / Chakra Kahn / Unidentified Football Objects / You’ve Discovered My Inner Child / Baby Alien In A Jar / Herb Walks / I Married A Psychic / Hair Doesn’t Just Disappear / UFO Segway Tours

NEXT WEEK: POWER CENTERS OF CITIES (from NYC!)
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Sunday, January 11, 2015

ILLOGICAL CONTRAPTION: NIGHTS AFTER DARK



Hey CHUDs, it's your ol' buddy Erik here with a brand new podcast!

I left San Francisco, now I'm wandering around like some asshole, looking for all the weird shit I can find.

Join me, won't you?

EPISODE 1 - HAUNTED ROOMS AND CHAMPAGNE DREAMS
Guest Starring SHELBY COBRAS! (that guy --> )

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IN THIS EPISODE:
Pink Floyd Covers Garth Brooks for Taco Bell Ad (super rare!)
Weird Rooms
Shadow People Hate Frasier
Vapin n Grapin
Summoning the Spirit of Jerry Garcia
Sarah the Ghost Whisperer
Shelby's Warehouse Ghost
Cat Worship
Errol Flynn's Cockfight Casino
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HOPE YOU ENJOY IT YOU WEIRDOS!
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