Sunday, April 17, 2016

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 51 - DON'T ARC OFF, ARCHON




Welcome to NAD Episode 51, featuring an array of diverse and stimulating topics such as:

How Does A Rainbow Go? / What A Cat Saw / Expounding The Interdimensional Hypothesis / Grey Alien Sex Majick Rituals / Describin’ Gnostic Reptilians / Carl Jung on UFOs / Mini-Bilderberg / The New World Order Commemorative Glock / Earthquake Chat / Name Dropping Moloch / This Chick Is Going Down


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Sunday, April 3, 2016

DEATH METAL DADS EPISODE 3 - STARING THROUGH THE EYES OF THE DAD (WITH MARISSA MARTINEZ-HOADLEY)


Dad-Chat HEATS UP in Episode 3: STARING THROUGH THE EYES OF THE DAD!

In this month's installment, Aesop and Shelby are joined by their bestest pal and bandmate Marissa Martinez-Hoadley (Cretin, Repulsion) to make an attempt at not talking about dicks for 90 minutes. Topics include (but are not limited to): A Brief Celebration of the 100th Anniversary of The Elephant Pajama Joke, Psyllium Husk: Dietary Supplement or Prog Band?, Thawing Out The Blue Grape Neanderthal, How We're All Slowly Dying, Metamucinex/Stool-Aid/Shit Knit (Poop Tips with Grampa Dekker), Steve Vai-able Guitarists, Poseballs and How They Apply To Online Fuckstyles, Rihanna Chat, Scissoring Over Star Trek: TNG, The Guy From Obituary's Meth Lab, Brian Playing Frogger, Aesop's Staunch Anti-Immigrant Stance, DADS DON'T GRAVITY BLAST, A 4-Person Mosh Pit In a Fancy Penthouse Apartment, Nuclear Centaur Cock, Fucked With A Porsche, A Garfield Greeting Card Containing an Applebee's Gift Certificate and a Message Reading: "Hey Mom, I'm Transgendered!", Losing A Dick In First Life Whilst Gaining One In Second Life, I Cum Syrup/Waffle House Menu Items That Sound Like Cannibal Corpse Songs, Brony674 Calling QA To Get His Penis Fixed, and of course, everyone's favorite segment Fatherly Advice (featuring "It's A Boy! Or Is It?/Fuck It To Death"). All this and SO MUCH MORE. Wowie zowie what a program!!!

Spoiler: They talk about dicks. A lot.

Music:
Cannibal Corpse, "Staring Through The Eyes of the Dead"
Cretin, "How To Wreck Your Life In Three Days"

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NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 50 - TO GLOCK A SQUATCH




Fifty Episodes! Wha Happened? In this one:

Squatchin’ Or Skinwalkin’? / Interdimensional Cryptoids / Biggest Ba’als Of Them All / Psychic Bob And The Hathors / Cleophus Brown Sees A UFO / Weird Mortuary Rites Of George Bush Sr. / Disney Magic Shuts The Door


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