Saturday, April 25, 2009
I know, Cryptopsy, I know. I talked shit behind your back, which wasn't cool. But you've changed, Cryptopsy. You really have. I don't understand you anymore. And worse, I don't trust you.
I mean, those first couple years were wonderful. Magical, even. Those first two albums touched me in ways no one else could. But it's different now.
I don't think we should see each other anymore, Cryptopsy. I'm sorry.
I know it hurts. I really do. Let's just try to remember the GOOD times, OK?
BLASPHEMY MADE FLESH (1994)
NONE SO VILE (1996)
PS: For all the non-Hessians out there, the title of this post refers to the Cryptopsy song "Depths You've Fallen", off of their third album, Whisper Supremacy. It was meant to turn Cryptopsy's own words around on them, exposing them as the sad sellouts they have become. Illogical Contraption apologizes for the bad pun. We'll try harder in the future.