Sunday, November 18, 2018

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 117 - SQUATCH WORLD DOT COM




Serious Squatch Talk this episode, featuring: Denver Riggleman Explains Everything (About Bigfoot) / Delicious Blonde Fuks By Sasquatch / Female Bigfoot Forced Me To Have Sex / Ja The Rasta Squatch / InfoWars Yes / Channeled Impressions / Channeling Erik / Macho Man Mashup


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Sunday, October 28, 2018

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 116 - THE NAD MATERIAL




Come along as I run the spectrum of possible topics, including: Siqq Mashups / The Law Of One / Hidden Hand / Texas Ghost Report / Enlightened Path of Galighticus / More Siqq Mashups. If you are confused, allow me to assure you that these are literally all the possible topics.


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Sunday, October 7, 2018

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 115 - LOST CONTINENT OF CONSPIRACY




Charles and I have a wide-ranging discussion on topics ranging from Atlantis to suppressed history to modern propaganda to esoteric philosophy. Get woke, if you will.


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Sunday, September 16, 2018

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 114 - NOW YOU SSE ME




Wow! It's another solo show featuring such fascinating topics as HAARP, HAMMER, and SMACC, John C. Lilly and the Solid State Entity, conspiracy clickbait, weaponized comedy, and much more. Featuring a very special Robert Zombie surprise! Tune in and be amazed.


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Sunday, August 26, 2018

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 113 - THE FULL 9-11




OMG. NAD. More Qanon Jams / Beatles Sacrificed At The Golden Gate Bridge / Dale Earnhardt Jr Saved By A Ghost / Psychic History of the Internet / Heaven’s Gate v Lil Uzi Vert / The Owl In Daylight / Grace Slick v Dio / Random Jams I’ve Been Listening To


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DEATH METAL DADS: EPISODE 48 - DEATH BY THE DAD (with CHAD GAILEY)


Metal festivals: we all hate them. From Psycho Las Vegas to Festum Carnis, these cursed gatherings serve as the bane of every true banger's existence. In this episode, the Dads sit down with Chad Gailey (Necrot, Mortuous, Palace of Worms, Scolex, Atrament, Phrenelith, etc etc etc etc) to get to the bottom of every Parenthead's nightmare scenario: the dreaded FEST. 

Music:

Nunslaughter, "Death By The Dead"

Necrot, "The Blade"






PS Shelby was wrong, there are 4 Nunslaughter full-lengths, not 2.

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Sunday, August 12, 2018

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 112 - ALL CONSPIRACY THEORIES ARE REAL AGAIN




Against my better judgement, NAD HAS RETURNED. Come along as I play rare QAnon jams, talk about buried babies, the Rainbow Girls, DoD oversight of Hollywood, a Canadian cryptid stalking a moose, The Dingo Ate My Baby! and Moonie gun worship rituals.


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Thursday, August 2, 2018

DEATH METAL DADS: EPISODE 47 - LIKE FATHER LIKE SON (with CALVYN & EZRA)


The Dads convene for the very first time on DMD with their own offspring Calvyn and Ezra, resulting in a horrific mishmash of bad movies, bad jokes, dad jokes, Jar Jar Binks, Wilford Brimley, and Gigli Allin. Stereotypes are reinforced, iron is pumped, and topical wisdom is dispensed in this thrill-a-minute crash course in parenting gone wrong!

Music:

Extremity, "Like Father Like Son"

Manowar, "Carry On"


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Sunday, July 15, 2018

DEATH METAL DADS: EPISODE 46 - KILLING ON DADRENALINE


Aesop and Shelby would like to speak to your manager.

Music:

Dying Fetus, "Killing On Adrenaline"

Faun Fables, "Eyes Of A Bird"








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NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 111 - NO CONSPIRACY THEORIES ARE REAL




Join Shelby, Charles, and Erik for a highly illuminating discussion! Topics include: Cuck Chat / SPs Will Hate This / My Thetans Are Killin’ Me / Trop Cops: Sea PD / Free Big Lurch / Long Pork / Theories About Conspiracies / Is Super Mario Bros A Hollow Earth Metaphor? / You Literally Just Bought Into The Lie / David Icke Is An OG / The Spirit Of NAD / The Day Of The Meme Is Fucking Over


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Sunday, July 1, 2018

DEATH METAL DADS: EPISODE 45 - ROT TO DAD (with NICK KATICH)


In today's installment, Aesop and Shelby are joined by their pal Nick Katich (the morbid wizard behind the one-man black metal juggernaut Palace of Worms) to wax moronic about weird Finnish death metal, mispronunciations, selling out, cashing in, fighting The Man, and "sounding like Autopsy". Did you know Nick is a mortician? Yep, and he sure has some crazy fucking stories. So sit back, pour yourself some corpse juice, and have a listen!

Music:

Sentenced, "Rot To Dead"

Palace of Worms "Rot From The Stars"




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NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 110 - ALL CONSPIRACY THEORIES ARE REAL




Another solo show! Featuring: More Q Chat / Illuminati Soul Absorption Techniques / Supreme Court Fuckery / Bill Cooper Takes Down Alex Jones / Bill Hicks’ Comedian Killer Script


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Sunday, June 17, 2018

DEATH METAL DADS: EPISODE 44 - BORN DAD (with HARRI KUOKKANEN)


Finland's own Harri Kuokkanen (Hooded Menace, Ride For Revenge, Horse Latitudes, Hail Conjurer) sits down with the Dads for an in-depth discussion on Danzig, weightlifting, Body Count, religion, and the delicate cultural intricacies of pissing in public. Is Ice T the coolest guy ever? Who's going to Aftershock this year? Is America doomed? Does Blue Oyster Cult still "have it" in 2018? What is "it"? Tune in to find out!

Music:

Body Count, "Cop Killer"

Hooded Menace, "Charnel Reflections"




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NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 109 - HIP TO BE DEAD




In this one: Celebrity Suicides / The Mysteries of Qanon / Obama Conspiracies / Arousing Audio / Ancient German UFO Sightings / And More!


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Sunday, June 3, 2018

DEATH METAL DADS: EPISODE 43 - YOU HAVE A PODCAST


Anal Cunt is a horrible fucking cunt of a band. Ivanka Trump is a fucking cunt. You're a fucking cunt, I'm a cunt, we're all fucking cunts. Who gives a shit?
Music:
Anal Cunt, "Unbelievable"
Extremity, "Grave Mistake"
PS Shelby got John Boorman and John Sayles mixed up, sorry.




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Sunday, May 27, 2018

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 108 - UFOS ACROSS THE WORLD




Join me and Gleb from Moscow as we discuss USSR military cover-ups, our own personal UFO encounters, and all sorts of other Russian weirdness. Also featuring Mithras chat and Australian Scientology Rap. Enjoy!


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Saturday, May 19, 2018

DEATH METAL DADS: EPISODE 42 - MOMITORY (with JERI SCARDINA)


Good news, Parentheads! The Dads are back with their third annual Mother's Day episode, featuring very very special returning guest Jeri Scardina (Shelby's mom)! How monumental is the occasion? Well, let's just say there was A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE right when these fools hit the record button! Truly an Act of God, and a DMD episode not to be missed!

Music:

Vomitory, "The Voyage"

The Little Girls, "The Earthquake Song"

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Sunday, May 13, 2018

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 107 - JESUS AND BRENT SPINER GO TO RED LOBSTER




Experience the Power of Positive Podcasting with special guest host James! Featuring such topics as: Sovereign Citizen Steampunk Jams / Jesuit Warship Nukakked My Men / The Father Of Jesus Plays Super Mario World / Party With Your Demons


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Sunday, May 6, 2018

DEATH METAL DADS: EPISODE 41 - DAD MILLENNIUM (THERE SHALL NEVER BE ANOTHER DAWN) (with JUSTIN ENNIS)


In today’s episode, the Dads are joined by drum wizard and BFF Justin Ennis (Void Omnia, Vale, Ulthar, Cheap Gwar) for a lengthy discussion about Sweden’s Oxiplegatz–the alien-fucking, lazer gun-toting, sexy cyborg-having intergalactic alter-ego of former At The Gates guitarist Alf Svensson. Also, they call everyone posers and get to the bottom of why it sucks so much to be a show booker. We were very tired when we recorded this.

Music:

Oxiplegatz, “Dark Millennium (There Shall Never Be Another Dawn)”

Harvey Milk, “A Good Thing Gone”





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Sunday, April 29, 2018

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 106 - DUMBS AND NOSTRADAMUS




Sit back and relax while Charles explains everything from the world to The Real World. Also featured: astrology chat.


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DEATH METAL DADS: EPISODE 40 - DAD PROFUNDIS


Wherein the Dads regale you, the listener, with the tale of Wulkanaz--a Swedish black metal warrior who defeated his Facebook enemy by means of an axe. Also some talk about Poland's Vader, police brutality, hookers, and The Great Mosh Pit of Life.

Music:

Vader, "Silent Empire"

TV On The Radio, "Ambulance"

Wulkanaz, "Lykta och Bloss"






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Sunday, April 15, 2018

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 105 - RESPOIL ME




Featuring such classics as: Livestreamed Ego Death / GMOs Can Never Set You Free / Nibiru Apocalypse / Samsung Corporate Hypnosis / Zodiac Killer AI Poetry / QAnons IRL / Nazi Demon Skulls / Drunk Naked Freemasons / Kid’s Jokes


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Sunday, April 8, 2018

DEATH METAL DADS: EPISODE 39 - DEEP CUTS (FROM THE VAULT), VOL. 1: BOOK OF SHADOWS


An unconventional installment wherein the Dads comb through their vast and sprawling collection of mp3s to bring YOU, the listener, 16 forgotten bands that are not worthy of their own DMD episode. Thrilling fun, plus bonus content re: pubes!

Music:

Vastum, "Gagging on a Gash"

Hickey, "Revolution $19.95"


iTUNES



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Sunday, April 1, 2018

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 104 - NAD GOES TO COLLEGE




Shelby and Erik lecture a college class on conspiracy theories! That’s the second part of the show. The first part is a pre-show in Shelby’s kitchen featuring such topics as: Ingrid Goes To Jonestown (aka Instagram Suicide Cults), and NXIVM gets major busted. This is a GOOD EPISODE, you will enjoy it, or we will dock your grade.


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Monday, March 19, 2018

DEATH METAL DADS: EPISODE 38 - AND THE LAUGHTER HAS DAD...


Listen to two guys playing hot potato with a blowjob.
Music:
Unleashed, “The Dark One”
The Flaming Lips, “Evil Will Prevail”





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Sunday, March 18, 2018

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 103 - FROG MEN AND LIZARD MEN




I hope you like cryptids, because this episode is all about cryptids! Will and I discuss the Loveland Frogmen and the Lizard Man of Lee Country, two separate and unique creatures that have been stalking travelers and attracting police bullets for decades. Are they real? Are they a hoax? Science may never know.


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Sunday, March 4, 2018

DEATH METAL DADS: EPISODE 37 - SWEDISH DEATH METAL DADS (with DANIEL EKEROTH)


Shelby and Aesop sit down with accomplished author (Swedish Death Metal, Violent Italy, Swedish Sensationsfilms) and musician (Insision, Iron Lamb, Diskonto, Third Storm, Tyrant, Usurpress, Dellamorte, etc) Daniel Ekeroth to discuss his career in extreme media, from the punk and hardcore roots of metal to the European influx of B-movie slasher and horror films to the undeniable fact that Finland doesn't actually exist. It's a surreal, over-saturated giallo of discourse, culminating in a tense, horrifying shocker of a finale--leaving all participants confused, blood-covered, and wielding large kitchen knives.

What else? Well: Band Economics 101, People Are Allowed To Have Opinions, Dario Argento's Comic Book Store, Born-Again Christian Harry Reems, Drunk At The Gym, A Miserable Small Town In Northern Sweden Ripped Wide Open By Napalm Death, Yngwie J. Malmsteen Smoking Crack Inside of A Hollowed-Out Marshall Cabinet, Japanese Hardcore And You And Me, Aesop's Cool Story About The Nocturnus Book He Didn't Write (Extended, Remixed Version), Exactly One Hundred Years of Censorship, Let The Write One In, The Day Burzum Ruined Everything, Where The Fish Are Made of Candy, Remembering The Alamo (Drafthouse), Dismember-ing The Malmö (Sweden), Drinking Vodka Whilst Driving And Also Yelling At Pedestrians, Sacramento: California's Finland, Wishing A Speedy Recovery To Lemmy Kilmeister, Daniel Tells That Same Story Everyone Has About Their Mom Throwing Out All Their Old Star Wars And Ninja Turtles Action Figures Except It's About Obscure Death Metal Demos This Time, Floridian Methamphetamines And The Bentonomicon, Krug Life, Talkin' Vomitory, The Shape of Cum To Punk, The Malort Connection, Enamel Pin Chat, Last Houses: On The Lefts vs On Dead End Streets, Cult Movie Convention Etiquette, Remember When Voivod Covered The Batman Theme Song?, That Tacqueria In Oslo, Norway That The Guy From Wall of Voodoo Owns, Death Lays An Egg, An Amuse Bouche of Riffs, 100 Beers A Day From 1985 To 1995, "Rashomon" Except It's A Sex Comedy, A Sandwich (The Wegetarian Wersion), No Klingon Dick, The Time Aesop Punched Shelby At The Ruby Room, Beach Friend, Hat Talk, Nap Eyes, Overwhelming Colorfast (Again), Jackin' It To Swedish Aviation Magazines, Les Schwab: Pride And Performance, "The Chicago Handshake", Cutlering Books, Porn And Toilets, Un-Nice Scene Beef, 3 People In A Shitty Hotel Wayyy Outside Baltimore, Kind Of Goblinlike, Rancid Shit, Soft Puke, Torsos, The DMD Bump, and, as always, Fatherly Advice. Not gonna lie, this is a really good episode. Well... It's ok. It's... It's at least better than that last one with Tony Molina.

Music:

Insision, "World Impaled"

Usurpress, "Interregnum"

Slamahoochee, "Denny's Lumberjack Slam Breakfast (Come Undone)(feat. Tony Molina)"

iTUNES
PS: That Korean horror movie from 2016 is "The Wailing", dammit.

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NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 102 - JERRY GAR-C.I.A.




Join me in a conversation with Nils about how drugs and the counterculture can act as a mechanism for social engineering and behavior control. We run a spectrum of topics from meditation to the mind influencing power The Police! There is some is some very good content in this one, so turn on, tune in, and… check it out?


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Sunday, February 18, 2018

DEATH METAL DADS: EPISODE 36 - CEPHALOTRIPS-HE (with TONY MOLINA)


In today's installment, Shelby and Aesop celebrate their two-year anniversary by meeting up with the Final Boss of Death Metal Dads, Mr. Tony "He" Molina (Tony Molina Band, Ovens, Healer, etc). Slam metal and the Hailz Distro Group Chat are discussed at length, and as a special Valentine's Day exclusive, Aesop finally shares the sordid details of the ancient Hickey/Voodoo Glow Skulls Split 7" Debacle. Lots of Bay Area music history and solid roasts in this one, so buckle up!

Also discussed: The Pink Immortal Onesie, An Unnecessary Transaction, The Best Tambourine-Repair Shop In Philadelphia, Long Island Slam Metal Blanket Fort, A Reference To Overwhelming Colorfast, Shelby Can't Believe A Vegan Donut, Roger Osborne, The Malignancy Pillow, Tom Araya Going "Aaaahhhhhhhh", A Burger That Has Onion Straws On It And BBQ Sauce And, Like, An IPA, Paul Bostaph's Favorite Ninja Weapon, A Reddit Rabbit-Hole, Paul Ryan/Gordon Jump, The Taco Bell Jerky Lady, Oakland Blacksmiths, When Hardcore Kids Hear Dismember 5 Minutes Ago And Start A Band About It, No-Riff-erum, Fuckin' In A Fire Truck, Building A Community And Supporting The Homies, A Trumpet Full of Yogurt, How Can You Be Gangster When You Play A Trombone?, The Cool Guy Clique, New Standard Elite: The Only Metal Record Label Based On A Yacht, I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry And The Drummer From Internal Bleeding, A Potato With Four Toothpicks Stuck In It With Chewing Gum For A Head, Bands That Have Parts, Defining Interesting Riff Metal, Pinch Harmonics Chat, One Singular Slam, Die In A Fire, Matching Cephalotripsy Hoodies As A Symbol of Pure Friendship, Swoopy Bangs And Stretched Earlobes, Shitty Dudes In A Wood-Panel Basement In 1993, That Time Tony Showed Up To California Deathfest In A Cardigan Holding A Totebag, Anti-Bowman, Little Fight Club, Revisiting The Underwear Punx, Unibrow/Mustache Unity, Crust Punk Rob Schneider, Burnt Ramen vs Gilman vs Mission Records, For Fans of Slap Bass And Grey Aliens, The Burlingame Coat Factory, A Bridge Into The World of Extreme Music And The Occult, The Jello Biafra of Black Metal Bands, Scaphism Chat And The Kings of Ping, Walnut Krieg, The Vanilla Gorillas, Legends of Millbrae Grindcore, Folger's Pigeons, Prison Guards, Weed Raps, Printing Errors, Howling Bulls, Vulgar Crystals, Christian Death Metal, Myspace, Texas Instruments, ASCII Metal, Fudgegazi, Chainsmoking, Quitting Bands, and, as always, The DMD Bump and Fatherly Advice. EVERYONE ARE POSERS.

Music:

Cephalotripsy, "Sanguinary Misogynistic Execration"

Tony Molina Band, "No One Told He"

Hickey, "Food Stamps And Drink Tickets"

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NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 101 - ASTRAL PROJECTION CAPER




Adam Slamdler Eats Peyote And Argues With His Ignorant Horse / Astral Projection Is Real / Ron Paul Is Here / Stone Poles / Chemtrail On The Net / Syrian Aquarians / Those Aren’t Clouds Daddy, Those Are Chemtrails / SF Bacterial Weapons Test / Ain’t No Photographs Of Earth / Lemme Tell You Somethin Bout The Space Station


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Saturday, February 17, 2018

TENEBRAPHOBIA




Finally unleashed today, this five song EP is a project that Bowie (my multi-talented partner / love of my life) and I have been working on for many months. At times, its creation has been a process as frustrating as it's been fun, but we're both really stoked with the end result.

TENEBRAPHOBIA is a tribute to the throbbing synth scores that are the defining signature of so many '70s and '80s Italian and North American horror films. Scores by the likes of Goblin, John Carpenter and Fabio Frizzi.

Bowie's take on the genre is gnarly. Horror synth as filtered through a punk attitude. These tunes rock.

All tracks/recording/mixing by Ms. Raffan. All the other shit: your's truly.

Enjoy, share, but whatever you do, turn it the fuck UP!








Monday, February 5, 2018

DEATH METAL DADS: EPISODE 35 - IN THE SHRINES OF THE KINGLY DAD (with SARA MURPHY)


In today's episode, the Dads sit down formally in the austere and labyrinthine lobbies of Radio Valencia HQ with friend, aunt, co-conspirator, and Illogical Contraption Radio host Sara Murphy to discuss furries, Bay Area life, music, feminism, job interviews, and the horrifying banality of everyday life. Epiphanies unfurl and dreams are shattered at neck-breaking speeds, and soon the doomed trio succumb to unavoidable despair in a futile gesture of ultimate chaos and misery. Also: jokes about poop!

Also featured herein: A Show For Moms, One Spray And You're South of The Border, The Cum Manifesto, IKEA Banana, The Kitchen From An Eighties Mental Hospital, Too Much of A Team Player, An Actual Lion, Adults In Toddler Clothing, Less Offensive Than Dave Matthews, A Preview of The DMD Mother's Day Special, Seth Putnam's Acoustic Solo Project, A Young Jew, Prick Springfield, "That Sounds Fingerbang-y", M.I.R.V. Chat, Jarboe Reading Poetry Off Of Eugene Robinson's Bare Torso While Neurosis Plays Noodly Ambient Music In The Background, Frequent Assaults, The New York Longstockings, Where's Primus?, Re-Heating The Same Ideas, Something To Whack Off To, Basically Just Making Fun of Hammers of Misfortune, Kind Of Ethnic, Professional Backtracking, Yoga Music And The Brain Bubbles, The Amebix Nicotine Patch, An Albino In A Onesie In The Produce Aisle, 'Lennies, Top Ramen (No Bottoms), Holocaust Record Store, Shopping For Ham Steaks And Bulk Mayonnaise, A Separate Heaven For Hawaiians, The Blood Incantation Shirt Shirt, Identifyin' Imagine Dragons, ASMR Chat (Again), Mustache Doctor, Ed Sheeran Reminisces About Friendster, New Kids On The Blockchain, The Chase Mason Special, Cosmic Carpet, Andergrans Meatl, Hate Mail, Squashing The Beef With Squash Bowels, That's So Murphy, Alameda's Own Brad Willis, Proud Irish Girl, Mephisto Odyssey Park, An Unhealthy Fixation On A Co-Worker, The Boobs Part In "Schindler's List", Femayor, A Lecture About Tipping Generously, A Guy In A Diaper Onstage, Josh Needs An Operation, Wasting Time At The Gas Station, The DMD Platinum Club, "Stash" Dekker, #ReleaseTheDemo, Pizzagate or Whatever, A Shoutout To God, Tiki Torches From Pier One Imports, Short For Trishtopher, Broken Home vs Broken Hope, Old Soup Found In The Microwave of The Lactation Room, Aesop/Andrea, The Nuge, The DMD Bump, and of course, Fatherly Advice. It's an all-day vape!

Music:

Tiamat, "In The Shrines of the Kingly Dead"

Puny Humans, "Deicide, At Their Mom's House"



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Sunday, February 4, 2018

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 100 - EPISODE 100




Get ready for 2 hours and 23 minutes of top shelf weirdness, co-starring, in chronological order, everyone who has ever dared to appear on Nights After Dark! I asked each guest to pick their Favorite Weird Thing (conspiracy theory / fringe idea / cryptid / etc) and explain it to me. Every single one of them brought the fire. I love you all! Kiss kiss kiss kiss! Now press play and let the strange vibes wash over you.

-GUEST LIST-

0:00:33 - SARAH & HER TAROT
0:42:00 - SHELBY
0:55:08 - AL
1:01:08 - CHARLES
1:12:00 - JASON
1:22:48 - CORY & ZACK
1:30:47 - ORION
1:39:05 - SARA & WELF
2:01:35 - COLIN
2:13:28 - WILL
2:21:08 - CLOSING STATEMENT


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Sunday, January 21, 2018

DEATH METAL DADS: EPISODE 34 - DADSPONDENT SOULS


The enemies of Robb Flynn are the enemies of America.
Music:
Immolation: “Despondent Souls”
Parliament Funkadelic (with Buckethead, maybe?): “Hideous Mutant Freekz”
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NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 99 - BIT LIT




So Many Bitcoin Jams / No Forests On Flat Earth / Leftover Sketchfest Jams / Maybe Some Other Stuff Too I Can't Remember


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Wednesday, January 10, 2018

DEATH METAL DADS: EPISODE 33 - SLUMBER OF SWOLLEN GUYS (with EZRA LUX)



In DMD’s first episode of 2018, the Fathers convene on a cold, rainy night in East Oakland with nepotistic third-time guest Ezra Lux to discuss a generation-spanning selection of topics ranging from racism to Taco Bell, soda pop brands to film history, and conspiracy theories to Finnish death metal. Will Producer Ezra’s mind withstand the shitstorm of psychic malevolence? Will Shelby learn to differentiate between Bill S. Preston, Esquire, and Ted Theodore Logan? Will Aesop remain awake? Tune in to find out!
Also blathered upon most non-heinously: A Trip Down Memory Lane (Horse Meat, Soy, and Grease), Dennis Quaid-Randy Quaid-Beau Bridges-Lloyd Bridges-Jeff Bridges-Jeff Daniels-Anthony Daniels-Daniel Day-Lewis-Anthony Kiedis, As Real As The Streets, Gay Jail, Tyler The Kreator, Does Finland Exist?, No Sprite Served Here, Doug E. Fresh: Rappin’ Scientologist, DMD2: Spring Fever, DMD3: Death Metal Dads In Space, DMD4: Death Metal Dads vs Leprechaun, and DMD5: Death Metal Dads vs Logan Paul vs Leatherface In Da Hood, Jimmy Stewart: Wife-Murdering Clown, Racial Insensitivity And Ezra Using The Word “Faggot”, Man Eggs And Bisketti, Freaked Chat, Oscarbaiting, “Urban Marketing” And The Average American Teenager, Unsolicited Alabama Football Notifications, “Special” “Rallies”, Elementary School Field Trip To The Suicide Forest, Burning The Midnight Oil, Brooke Shields, The Older Brother From “Blossom”, Okay In Small Doses, Reindeer Meat With A Zig-Zag of Fancy Sauce, Fuzzy Tingly Feelings In Your Brain And Private Areas, Gibby Haynes vs Larry “Bud” Melman, DMD Gets Their Own Show On The Disney Channel, Sex As A Child, Toxic Waste And Mutants And Shit, 2018 Coachella Lineup Announcements, Vladimir Putin Fucks A Poodle, The Poe Man’s Podcast,  Naming Actors, Naming Bands, And Naming Movies, Mustained, Twitter Beefs, Solving Colorblindness With Bitcoin, The Ghost of The Dead Grandma From Family Circus, Holocaust Denial, The DMD Bump (Self-Love Edition), and, as always, Fatherly Advice. Consume it!
Music:
Demigod, “Dead Soul”
Charlie Daniels, “In America”


SOUNDCLOUD



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Sunday, January 7, 2018

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 98 - SKY HIGH CATFISH CABIN




IllCon Live Show Chat / Conspiracy Music B-Sides / Let Me Express / CIA Qigong Investigations / Chemtrail Cowboy / Dear Prudence / As Far As The Eye Can See / Bass Pro Shops at the Memphis Pyramid / Gary, You Love Brussel Sprouts / What If They Were Lying?


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