Thursday, August 22, 2013

I'LL HAVE THE KEDO BURRITO WITH A SIDE OF DEPP SAUCE PLEASE


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Monday, April 22, 2013

ILLOGICAL CONTRAPTION PODCAST FOR 4/21/13 – TRY A PAPAYA! WITH EG DAILY AND CRAIG CAMPOBASSO!



C.H.U.D.s AHOY!
80s cult movie queen EG Daily (Pee Wee’s Big Adventure, Valley Girl) joins us in the first hour!
Filmmaker Craig Campobasso (Dune, Xtro 3, Tremors) schools us on real-life alien Valient Thor in the second hour! Listen now!




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Monday, April 15, 2013

ILLOGICAL CONTRAPTION PODCAST FOR 4/14/13 - JUICING THE WEEZ W/ PEACHES CHRIST!


C.H.U.D.S. UNITE! The pals are joined by the #1 queen of scream Peaches Christ to talk the current state of horror post-Cabin In The Woods and discuss her latest production -- a 40th anniversary concert tribute to The Rocky Horror Show with fucking Patricia Quinn!

 
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Thursday, April 11, 2013

ILLOGICAL CONTRAPTION PODCAST FOR 4/7/13 – THE EVIL DUD


Our guest is a no-show but the pals manage to save the show and maintain peak-goofiness throughout! Introducing new comedy group THE HAHAfarians also a surprise call from Alexandra Crockett, author of the Metal Dudes With Cats book! WARNING: LOTS O SPOILERS RE: EVIL DEAD AND GI-JOE RETALIATION!


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Tuesday, April 2, 2013

ILLOGICAL CONTRAPTION PODCAST 3/31/13 - MOUNTAIN DEW PRESENTS: THE SHINING

                          

Musings on the recent hubbub regarding the new film Room 237 with star John Fell Ryan from Excepter!

Comedian and former X-Games BMX god Chris Duncan joins the gang in the second hour.


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Wednesday, February 27, 2013

APOCRYPHON/FABRICANT SPLIT EP NOW AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER VIA HORROR PAIN GORE DEATH PRODUCTIONS



via HPGD Productions:

"Making their HPGD debut are two of the Bay Area's most promising new death metal bands, joining forces for a 5-song EP of jarring, psychedelic, grinding dissonance culled from the very darkest bowels of the human psyche!

Apocryphon hails from both San Francisco and the Oakland area, and have established themselves as one of the most sought-after metal acts in the area since the release of their 6-song, self-titled demo in 2011. Incorporating electronic noise, strange samples, insane drumming, and angular riffs into their overall sound, Apocryphon has quickly gained a reputation as both brutal and bizarre. The two songs present on this EP were some of the last to be completed by legendary engineer Jeff "Leppard" Davis before his untimely death in June of 2012, and stand as a testament to both his talent and integrity. For fans of: early Cryptopsy, Death, and ayahuasca vision-quests.

Fabricant hails from the sleepy town of Lafayette, California, and display a flair for all things weird, technical, and ugly. Light-speed blastbeats, odd time signatures, and off-the-wall chord structures are all hallmarks of this young and hungry band, whose innovative 4-song, 2010 demo became a quick favorite in forward-thinking death metal circles. Still at the precipice of great and terrible things, Fabricant remain an unpredictable force to be reckoned with in the Bay Area metal scene, and promise unmatched imagination and brutality in the years to come. For fans of: Demilich, late-era Gorguts, and all manner of gruesome, dissonant deathgrind."


Track listing:

1) Apocryphon: "Cydonian Enigmas/Berzerker"
2) Fabricant: "Impotent Creed"
3) Fabricant: "Terror Gland"
4) Fabricant: "Craving"

OFFICIAL RELEASE DATE FOR THIS RECORDING IS 3/19/13, BUT YOU CLOWNS CAN ORDER IT NOW, RIGHT HERE ($8, FREE SHIPPING!):

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