There are obviously two main contenders in the battle for the Best 80's Chest Hair title: Mr. Tom Selleck and Mr. Alec Baldwin. But who wins the trophy? Below you will find an analysis of each man's pectoral carpet, but in the end, the decision belongs to you, the Reader.
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You can't beat Selleck's chest hair for consistency. Tightly curled and well-manicured, his evenly-distributed front rug has a nice, dense mid-pec cluster which cascades downward to the crotch region in a narrow, perfectly symmetrical V. Hair diminishes in density toward the outer pectoral region, giving his small nipples some much needed exposure. All in all, a chest hair home run.
Baldwin's advantage is overall thickness and a nice dispersion of hair in the upper clavicle region. While Selleck's chest hair is concentrated in a straight line down the middle of his torso, Baldwin has a nice cluster of hair underneath his man-boobs, giving his hair a pleasant, cross-shaped pattern. His Happy Trail is dark and nicely centered down the middle of his abdominal area, while his nipples are nearly invisible due to a plethora of tit-fuzz. Another chest hair home run, but superior to that of the mighty Thomas Magnum?
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