Tuesday, February 3, 2009

THE PENULTIMATE CONUNDRUM: THIS THING GOES DEEPER THAN I THOUGHT

3 potsts ago, I stumbled accross an evil government plot involving David Bowie, Bridgette Nielsen, and Jon Mikl Thor. As a response to a tip/challenge from an anonymous reader, I've decided to follow up with a second conundrum, this one beginning with Rutger Hauer, star of awesome 1989 film "Blind Fury". Hang on tight...



Hauer's co-star in the 1982 sci-fi classic "Blade Runner" was Daryl Hannah, who portrayed a "Replicant" plaything with a sweet fashion sense.






Euronymous (right), late guitarist for Black Metal band Mayhem in the 80's, rocked the same corpsepaint as Hannah in the later years of the group.







A couple years earlier, THIS photo (left) was snapped of Euronymous, displaying a taut, sexy midriff that is an exact replica of...







The flat tummy of Czech/Swedish supermodel Paulina Poriskova (right)! As we all know, Poriskova is the wife of The Car's vocalist Ric Ocasek (below)...






Here comes the Money Shot...
Cars bassist Benjamin Orr, in the early 80's (left) was a dead ringer for none other than...










"Blade Runner"-era RUTGER HAUER!!!



Coincidence? Or subversive Masonic/Illuminati plot to take over the world?
Think about it.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ha ha! All that on such short notice. Viewers, we are in the presence of greatness.

Shelby Cobras said...

aw, shucks...

nathan said...

Euronymous' taught sexy midriff, man like i don't know. Like, man...I just don't know....Really???

Anonymous said...

taut, sorry.

Shelby Cobras said...

Yeah, REALLY! don't pretend you weren't at least a little "at attention' when you saw that, bro.

jaginguene said...

Blind Fury, man I haven't seen that film in ages... briliant!

Shelby Cobras said...

i saw that shit in the theater, bro. there's that scene in the end where he chops a dude in half and they guy falls off a cliff... "phantom menace" totally stole that shit.

jaginguene said...

Fuck! You're right!
I don' remember much from Phatom Menace, except that i felt cheated...

Shelby Cobras said...

"Phantom Menace" is best forgotten, Lucas really fleeced us on that shit.