11 hours ago
Friday, February 20, 2009
Inspired by the return of my very-Metal vehicle (see two posts ago), I decided to slap together a quick post about cars, Metal, and Metal cars. OK? OK.
First off: The 'A-Team' van. VERY METAL.
Below: Sweet ride, and a nice use of skulls and antlers. But this guy probably goes to Burning Man. NOT VERY METAL.
Speaking of Burning Man, how 'bout a Prius monster truck? Nice try, but still NOT VERY METAL.
Then there's this sweet ride. Some sort of feathered wizard guy, with an Aztec princess and a bunch of red skulls. I guess that's PRETTY METAL... And then...
BAM!!! VERY METAL!!!
Or this one:
Below: It appears as if someone stayed up all night, drinking Carlo Rossi burgundy and eating Top Ramen, and then barfed all over their ride. VERY METAL.
Above: Crazy Jesus car. NEGATIVE METAL POINTS.
Below: Crazy demon car. PRETTY METAL.
Evil-flaming-skull semi-truck: KINDA METAL, if you're into UFC, Oakley shades, and late-era Exodus.
Every vehicle that appears in the film "Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior" - VERY, VERY METAL.
-The Snake Truck:
Even Mad Max-inspired cars are PRETTY DAMN METAL (the cat in the bottom left corner of the picture seems to dig it):
Above: The car that Bonnie and Clyde got offed in. Getting killed is SUPER METAL.
Below: In addition, cars that kill people, such as Christine (from the book by Stephen King and the film by John Carpenter), are also VERY METAL.
How about a giant, robotic, fire-breathing dinosaur that EATS CARS?! Ladies and gentleman, I give you... ROBOSAURUS, THE METAL-EST CREATION EVER!
For Robosaurus' "official" website, click here. I highly recommend checking it out. It's pretty ridiculous.
This is what a Robosaurus dump looks like:
Posted by Shelby Cobras at 3:00 PM