Okay, I know nobody wants to watch a video from Canadian boy band B4-4. But humor me for a second. Feel free to turn the volume down, as the music in inconsequential to the matter at hand. Something very strange is going on here.
First off, observe what happens at the 0:15 mark. Not only are B4-4's videos excessively homoerotic, but when the dude smears vanilla ice cream on his twin brother's chin, B4-4 has really crossed the line, into some ugly, ugly incestuous territory. But that's just the beginning.
The next creepy interlude happens at around 1:05-1:10, after the guys spot the "hot babe" on the boat. As they board jet skis and attempt to board her vessel, it turns out the "babe" is actually a DUDE IN A BATHING SUIT (there also appears to be a male butt shot at exactly 1:05). What the fuck, B4-4?! This is disturbing enough, but immediately after, the guys are depicted standing next to each other, taking a leak in the bushes. When one of the guys has his attention diverted (by another "hot babe") he turns quickly, pissing all over the other guy's shirt (1:24). I simply don't know what to make of all this. I'm pretty sure this is the first time a "boy-band" has pissed on one another in a music video. Pretty sure.
Then the guys decide to sneak into a party (without changing their clothes, I might add). A bulldog promptly attacks the genitals of one of the members of B4-4 at the 2:02 mark. Probably due to the smell of urine on his clothing.
Undaunted, they spot another "hot babe" and decide to break into her room, presumably to drug and rape her. Things get a little fuzzy here, but at the end of the video we get the kicker: dude wakes up in bed with the "hot babe"'s GRANDMA.
Are B4-4 serious? What the fuck is going on here? Is this some sort of elaborate prank on the public, a la Andy Kaufman? Or are B4-4 ACTUALLY making a valid attempt at a humorous music video? What the fuck, B4-4?! WHAT THE FUCK?!
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