Monday, February 2, 2009

THE ULTIMATE CONUNDRUM

My main goal, here on Illogical Contraption, is to blow minds. Whether it be with awesome Metal, quantum physics, or rad pictures of unicorns (left), I aim to make my beloved readers THINK, not just skim through and forget what they've seen.
But here's the Mind-Blower to end all Mind-Blowers. If you are mentally unstable, on heart medication, or easily frightened, I urge you to please read no further. This shit is HEAVY.
Ladies and gentlemen, The Ultimate Conundrum:



David Bowie , in the 1970's (above), bore a striking resemblance to Bridgette Nielsen in 1985's "Red Sonja" (below).



Stay with me here...



Bridgette Nielsen, circa 2005 (above), bore a striking resemblance to Jon Mikl Thor, circa 2005 (below).



Here's where it gets crazy...



Jon Mikl Thor, in 1987's "Rock 'N' Roll Nightmare" (above), bears a striking resemblance to none other than... DAVID BOWIE IN LABYRINTH, 1986 (below)!!!



Chew on that shit for awhile.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Only you can work another with actor Rutger Hauer and Cars bassist Benjamin Orr. Make it happen Shelby.

Anonymous said...

mind blown, sir.