TOP 5 SIGNS YOU MIGHT BE A FORMER MEMBER OF NAPALM DEATH

According to current scientific evidence, as many as 1 in 4 current citizens in the U.K. are former members of the grind/metal band Napalm Death. As a service to the good people of Great Britain, I'm posting this, a scientifically-proven list of THE TOP 5 SIGNS YOU MIGHT BE A FORMER MEMBER OF NAPALM DEATH:





1) You are a current citizen of the United Kingdom and/or The United States

2) You have an 'E' somewhere in your name

3) You have 2 legs and/or 2 arms

4) You are familiar with the concept of 'songs' and/or 'music'

5) You are reading this right now


Current lineup:
Mark "Barney" Greenway - Vocals (1989–1996, 1997–present)
Shane Embury - Bass (1987–present)
Mitch Harris - Guitar / Additional Vocals (1990–present)
Danny Herrera - Drums (1991–present)

Past members:

Vocals:
Nik Napalm (Nicholas Bullen) - (1981–1986)
Marian Williams - (1984)
Lee Dorrian - (1987–1989)
Phil Vane - (1996–1997)
Guitar:
Si O (Simon Oppenheimer) - (1981-1982)
Daz F (Daryl 'Sid' Fideski) - (1982)
Grayhard (Graham "Robbo" Robertson) - (1983–1985)
Damien Errington - (1985)
Justin Broadrick - (1985–1986)
Frank Healy - (1987)
Bill Steer - (1987–1989)
Jesse Pintado - (1989–2004) (Died August 27, 2006 due to liver failure)
Bass:
Grayhard (Graham "Robbo" Robertson) - (1982)
Fin (Finbar Quinn) - (1983–1984)
P-Nut (Peter Shaw) - (1985)
Nik Napalm (Nicholas Bullen) - (1981, 1985–1986)
James (Jim) Whiteley - (1986–1987)
Drums:
Rat (Miles Ratledge) - (1981–1985)
Mick Harris - (1985–1991)