FURTHER PROOF THAT END TIMES ARE UPON US (as if you guys needed it)...
Has anyone else noticed these weird billboards/bus ads that seem to be popping up everywhere lately (above), featuring the beaming countenance of the Quaker Oats Guy and emblazoned with the cryptic message "GO HUMANS GO"? Lord knows I have.
But before you discredit this thing as simply another bad advertisisng strategy, consider this: The Quaker Oats Guy bears a striking resemblance to founding father George Washington (below, left), who in turn is a spitting image of none other than... ADAM WEISHAUPT (below, right), founder of the Bavarian Illuminati! Many noted conspiracy theorists believe that Weishaupt actually assassinated Washington in 1776, claiming the United States (secretly, of course) as the property of the Illuminati. Ponder that shit next time you're enjoying a piping-hot bowl of boiled oats!
RUN, HUMANS, RUN!!! THE ESCHATON IS BEING IMMANENTIZED!!!