A Del Tigre joint
"Dad, what‘s the best video game ever?" "That’s easy--it’s NINJA FUCKING GAIDEN SON."
So you want to follow the path of the ninja? Begin your training here. But be forewarned: this is not a game for amateurs. It takes weeks of practice and many cases of frosty brews to master the art of Ninja Gaiden. These techniques will get you started. The rest is up to you.
NINJA PRO TIP #1: If it moves, you fucking kill it.
NINJA PRO TIP #2: If you stop running, you'll probably die.
NINJA PRO TIP #3: If your girlfriend interrupts your training to bitch at you or cuddle with you, or both, employ the following tactic:
Now you are a ninja! Behave like one.
Wanna rock out to some sweet 8-bit jams and learn some ninja moves from the pros? You bet!
Now check out The Minibosses playing a cover! ROCK.
Do you like anime? I sure as hell don’t. But they made one about Ninja Gaiden. Let me know how it is.