In our never-ending quest to bring you the finest in multimedia entertainment, we here at Illogical Contraption have decided to buckle down and sign on with a corporate sponsor to procure sufficient funding. We welcome our new sponsor with open arms, and look forward to a long and fruitful business partnership. Ladies and genteleman, meet Certified Realtor Skimmy Jabrone!
Skimmy has been in the realty business for years, and I actually purchased a six-square-foot plot of land on Turk and Taylor from him personally earlier this year. It has already appreciated in value by 43%!
Please take a moment to view a property that Skimmy sold to notorious hustler Mac C tha Pimp (as featured on MTV's "Crackhead Cribs"):
Totally unrelated here, but have you ever noticed how crackheads sometimes get really AWESOME tattoos?
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