Monday, March 30, 2009


In our never-ending quest to bring you the finest in multimedia entertainment, we here at Illogical Contraption have decided to buckle down and sign on with a corporate sponsor to procure sufficient funding. We welcome our new sponsor with open arms, and look forward to a long and fruitful business partnership. Ladies and genteleman, meet Certified Realtor Skimmy Jabrone!

Skimmy has been in the realty business for years, and I actually purchased a six-square-foot plot of land on Turk and Taylor from him personally earlier this year. It has already appreciated in value by 43%!

Please take a moment to view a property that Skimmy sold to notorious hustler Mac C tha Pimp (as featured on MTV's "Crackhead Cribs"):

Totally unrelated here, but have you ever noticed how crackheads sometimes get really AWESOME tattoos?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You know how you gettin' yo money's worf? Skimmy smokes 100s. That's right for the same price as regulars he gets another 10mm of cig. I like the classy tat as well. The crumbs around her mouth and a couple of whiteheads on her chest scream high society. Dick Sucka indeed.