Finally, it ends. Thanks for bearing with me on this one.
Below: The first 7 minutes of the 1987 GPK movie. You know it's high quality from the title that reads "A Topps Chewing Gum Production".
And finally, the awesomest Garbage Pail Kid ever. I give you:
Like how I made you fuckers wait a month and a half for a shitty punchline? You're welcome.