Friday, March 20, 2009

"HAPPY ENDING" TO PORN EXPERIMENT



Above: H.L. Mencken, quotable writer and high-pants enthusiast.

"No one ever went broke overestimating the vulgarity of the American public"
-Mencken

This was the basic concept I had in mind when I wrote yesterday's post ("Porn: Nature's Aphrodesiac"), which was basically a sociological study in the Googling habits of internet weirdos. Well, the study was a huge failure, with Illogical Contraption actually recieving less than an average amount of hits (206) in the last 24 hours.
So I guess there really isn't much demand for "Nancy Reagan Toejam Porn" or "Shatner Boobie Tacos" out there on the web. For the first time, the internet has totally let me down.
Go figure.

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