Thursday, December 23, 2010

BUSHWICK BILL - LITTLE BIG MAN (1992) (+ Bonus!)



Despite obvious physical challenges and a lifetime of hardship and misfortune, Bushwick Bill has defied the odds to become one of the WORST rappers in the game. Seriously. Have you ever heard another rapper as off-time as Bill? Have you ever heard another rapper mispronounce as many words or delve into subject matter as repellent or intentionally "controversial"? Have you ever heard another rapper rhyme "nuthin" and "fuckin" so frequently? He's awful.
But that doesn't mean his first non-Geto Boys solo effort, Little Big Man, isn't a classic. Quite to the contrary, in fact. Despite Bill's best attempts to sabotage it with his slow wit and shameful cadence, LBM straddles a fine line between Miami booty-bass trunk jams, early-90's Dirty South horrorcore, and straight-up gangsta rap, managing to remain truly offensive in a time and place where being offensive had become the norm. Yes, Bill is a misogynistic, violent, hateful, stupid, loud little fucker. But you would be too if you were that shitty of a rapper.

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***BONUS!***


BUSHWICK BILL - UNIVERSAL SMALL SOULJAH (2001)



There is literally NOTHING good about the music on this album. Complete garbage. Stop reading.

But there's something about the juxtaposition of words and images here that I can't help but find kind of charming. The fact that Bill chose to name it after the 1992 Van Damme-Lundgren sci-fi/action star vehicle of the same name, adding the word "small" in the middle... The early-00's Master P vibe to it... That cover art... JESUS, that cover art!

I dunno. This is terrible, just terrible.

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High as shit

Bushwick Bill Last.FM

8 comments:

abdul alhazred said...

Wow, I've never heard that second one - I guess I know what to do with my afternoon. Thanks Santa.

kevinass said...

wow...i love this. He sounds white. cool

Ambassador MAGMA said...

BUSHWICK!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Still he managed to fuck lots of hot women, father 5 kids, party hard, make millions & most importantly of all get high with George Clinton. Where's writing these witty comments on the web getting you in life? Anywhere close to any of that? Thought not.

Anonymous said...

Bushwick Bill is really not one of the worst rappers of the game. He may not be the most skilled MC on the mic, but albums like 'Little Big Man' and 'Phantom of the Rapra' are still entertaining, funny and sometimes thought provoking lyrically. To say a former Geto boy is one of the worst rappers is just totally ridiculous.

Anonymous said...

To say a former Geto Boys is one of the worst rappers in the game is just ridiculous. Bill may not be the most skilled MC, but albums like 'Little Big Man' and 'Phantom of the rapra' are lyrically entertaining, funny and sometimes even thought provoking.

Anonymous said...

To say a former Geto Boys is one of the worst rappers in the game is just ridiculous. Bill may not be the most skilled MC, but albums like 'Little Big Man' and 'Phantom of the rapra' are lyrically entertaining, funny and sometimes even thought provoking.

Ziggy Zeitgeist said...

Fuck You. Universal Small Souljah is the new Bible. Worship it or pay the price.