Black Metal Greeting Cards

Dark & Somber Greetings, a new Los Angeles based company comprised of illogical bro Farron Loathing and his cosmic lady, Courtney Frystak, have just released their new line of greeting cards. Purchase them here and tell someone special THEIR DEATH IS EMINENT.(interior text included below image)



"Happy Holidays"




"Season's Greetings"





"It Says Happy Birthday"





"Another Step Closer to The Grave"





"It Feels Great To Hate You"





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"If I Had a Heart I Would Give It To You"





"It's Your Birthday!"





"For Being Born"





"For Nothing"





"Thinking of you"




All greeting cards are 5x7 and come with black envelopes. Purchase immediately, I require it.