On December 4th, 2010, an unprecedented number of Illogical Staff Writers gathered in a secret location for the second annual Illogical Contraption Writers Retreat. Cory, Peter, Manslaughter, Erik Del Tigre, Seanford and even the boss, Shelby B. Cobalas, were all rumored to be present. In addition to this overwhelming number of interweb elite, many IC contributors and epically tight bros were spotted in the area. Some reports mention Wendy Stonehenge, Mike Scalzi and Clint B somewhere in the vicinity of the meeting. Here now, for the first time in a public forum, are the minutes form the Illogical Gathering. Unedited and unauthorized.