Monday, December 13, 2010

THE REASON FOR THE SEASON

Christmas is an extremely misunderstood holiday. Lots of people will tell you that it's all about the birth of Christ, and happiness, and God, and all that stuff. But they're wrong.

Christmas is about one thing and one thing only: CONSUMING SO MUCH ALCOHOL THAT FAMILY AND CO-WORKERS ARE TOLERABLE TO BE AROUND.

With this in mind, I'd like to share the first ever Official Illogical Contraption Christmas Card with you all. Click it for full size, print it out, and hang it on your fridge! Or better yet, send an email with your name and physical address to illogicalcontraption(dot)yahoo(dot)com, and receive your very own high-quality card in the mail (plus surprise stocking stuffers, if you're lucky!). That's right, we'll even pay postage!


SMOKE WEED AND WORSHIP SANTA.



Photo by Mrs. Jill Tuesdae

5 comments:

Helm said...

Day of your death arrives
Inquest are open to you
Lies don't be heard
Your only sentence is death

Miracles and words don't save you
You never will be the higher
The hour of your death is now
Your life don't extend so forever

Christ's death
Satan in hell
Await for you
You are welcome
To your nightmare

You cry, for your father
But he don't remember you

Die Jesus,
Die Jesus Christ,
I hate you.



Merry holidays! :D

Shelby Cobras said...

Helm, you fucking rule.

Crankenstien said...

Har this is great I'm gonna photoshop myself in the background

Anonymous said...

Funny shit fellas. It's nice to see your tender sides. The wine goblets for the loko are a nice touch.

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