The Yogi Bear Information Pamphlet is a series of Tweets sent back and forth by comedians Tim Heidecker (Tim And Eric Awesome Show, Great Job) and Neil Hamburger, America's Funnyman, on December 2, 2010. They were written as a warning to keep viewers from the new 3D Yogi Bear abomination (starring Dan Aykroyd and Justin Timberlake as Yogi and Boo Boo, respectively) on a long drive between Washington DC and Nashville, TN, and were collected, transcribed, and arranged into pamphlet form by one Katie Hendricks. Here is a quick sampling of a dozen of my favorites:
Glenn Danzig to reunite with Misfits to
urinate on cast and crew of new "Yogi Bear"
movie in Hollywood December 16.
BEHIND THE SCENES OF HIT MOVIE:
Aykroyd and Timberlake laugh over
"accidental" fecal-sex during recording of
Yogi Bear voices.
#yogibearfacts: 9hours long. Not in English.
Dan Akroyd came on intern's face during vo
Justin Timberlake drew on his experience as
a human urinal for his portrayal of beloved
Boo Boo. #fuckyouyogibear
AP reporting #yogibear Movie contains
subliminal messages encouraging children
to commit suicide!
Timberlake and Aykroyd reportedly "double
penetrated circus bear" on night off. (CNN)
Why is @burgerking offering free
temporary swastika tattoos with purchase
of #yogibear kids value meal?
Patch Adams and Yogi Bear to team up to
teach children the value of drinking
ammonia-based cleansers. #thanksgiving
AMC theaters now say: we may refuse to
screen #yogibear movie. Understaffed for
mass disposal of dead bodies and human
So sad to see Dan Aykroyd sink so low...I
have admired him since seeing his
groundbreaking work in Britney Spears'
(CNN): "Aykroyd Channeled Spirits Of
Charles Manson, Benito Mussolini During
Yogi Bear Voiceover Sessions And
Subsequent Serial Rapes"
"Yogi Bear" becomes first film to be banned
in Poland since "Hitler's Giant Cock And
Great Ideas Also" was banned from theaters
Lucky for you, the pamphlet itself was uploaded (in two different handy .pdf formats) HERE, so that you too can download it, print some up, and hand 'em out in front of your local AMC! DO YOUR SHARE TO STOP THE BEAR!