Saturday, April 25, 2009


A Del Tigre Joint

Guess what Illogical Contraption readers, it's spring time, and you know what that means: SPORTS, motherfuckers! That's right. Turn off the obscure metal, change that Carcass t-shirt, and crawl up out of your mom's basement. We're gonna grill some meat, pound some frosty suds, and play ALL THE AWESOME SPORTS WE CAN. It'll be the most epic thing ever.

Now, to get you in the competitive spirit, here are some choice photos from last year's Illogical Contraption Sports Extravaganza. Enjoy!



Anonymous said...

Hell yeah I'm in! My event consists of snorting oxycontin, having a couple brews, and playing Fallout 3. It's the best I can do since I'm allergic to sunshine, exercise, and people.

TMM said...

I do love goint to a ballgame

Shelby Cobras said...

Oh great, a "sports" post on Illogical Contraption. What's next, a celebrity gossip column? Damn.

Hell has just thawed back out.

Erik Del Tigre said...

You were captian of the high school basketball team and there is a huge stack of In Touch magazines in your bathroom.


Shelby Cobras said...


1) i didn't even make the high school basketball team.

2) I live with female(s).

You want real talk, bro? Ive got real talk.

Erik Del Tigre said...

Oh fuck, my bad. JUNIOR high basketball team. I guess that's slightly more metal.

So how are Brad and Angela doing?

Shelby Cobras said...

You're just jealous that i throw a tighter spiral than you.