Monday, April 6, 2009


The first post in what will most likely become a semi-regular series.

Found on a telephone pole across the street from Duboce Park in SF Sunday, April 8, 2009. The Vital-Orbit Personal Force Field (which will apparently protect you from malevolent apes) is a real item, which you can locate and purchase here.

PS: Although it's extremely tempting, I urge the readers of Illogical Contraption NOT to fuck about with Schlitz V.S.L. (Very Smooth Lager). Beer Advocate gave it a C+, but I beg to differ. It is a foul, foul, liquid, and my field research proved nearly disastrous (below). Just one of many sacrifices I've made to protect my readership. You're welcome.


James said...

If you're going to slum it, why not bumwine or cheap whiskey?

Shelby Cobras said...

I did mix it up with some Trader Joe's 9 Year Scotch. Which was also a bad idea.