18 hours ago
Monday, April 20, 2009
Another suspicious flyer from The Jejune Institute, this one found the weekend of April 11-12, 2009, in Peter's apartment building. This is the same organization that brought us magical force-field generating underwear that will protect you from banana-throwing monkeys, so it's no big surprise that they've found a way to videotape our thoughts and/or dreams. Oh, and by the way: They can ONLY do it on VHS. No Lazerdisc here, sorry.
So what's up with the 'copyright 1988' inscription below the videotape graphic (the videotape itself is dated 1981)? Their website seems pretty serious, so WHAT THE FUCK?! WHY DO YOU TAUNT ME, THE JEJUNE INSTITUTE?! WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?!
That's it, I'm calling these fuckers up. I'll let you guys know how it turns out.