Monday, March 1, 2010

OLYMPIC MATERIAL

By Del Tigre

Surgeon General's Warning: just watching this video could make your sinuses explode.



So what do you think--does she have a shot at the Gold?

10 comments:

Shelby Cobras said...

JESUS FUCK.

The worst part is at the very end -- The are like two dudes half-assedly applauding her. Harsh.

Steven said...

More like 'exploding hearts'...

Cory said...

am i supposed to know who this is?

Aylmer said...

Christ, what a fucking greedy piggy. Haemorrhage!

Helm said...

Intense feeling of alienation from watching this.

Camellia sinensis said...

Ready the defibrillator! Lost her shot at the gold for getting her hair in it during the bonus line up though. This video makes my pericardium ache.

Hmmm I wonder if she'll burst a cerebral artery in her brain from cerebral hemorrhage or just simply develop an arrhythmic murmur in her heart til her end of days.

Don't think you can snort blow when wearing a pacemaker if she lives to be so lucky. bleh.

Erik Del Tigre said...

Dude, anyone who's NOT alienated by this should be very, very worried.

And yes, hair in the coke is an automatic 2/10 point deduction, as is missing the rail entirely at the 0:52 second mark. These errors have put her well out of reach of the gold.

Peter said...

That was pretty rough

Anonymous said...

where's batman?

RyGar said...

That is just fucking gross. Bleh! Imagine the drip! She's going to have to snort a bottle of water just to get it to flush. And then she's going to have a stomach full of it. I hope it wasn't too stepped on.