Don't forget the young boys...
This is a sad day for plastic surgeons everywhere...
"911, what is your emergency?""Help! My name is Billy and Uncle Mike won't move! He was showing me Mr. Jackson's Wild Ride here at Wonderland and then he fell asleep. He pooped on himself too!"
Best one I heard yesterday: "Dang, Ed and Johnny are going to have a GREAT show tonight!"
that was my joke.
Michael Jackson's last words were, "Take me to the childrens' hospital."
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