I need you for my rock & roll cd - m4ww (napa county)
"Here it goes,I'm shadbelly Daggett guitarist for the hard prog metal band Bahdluk.We are recording in santa rose for awhile and in need of one smokin hot lady age 20to30. We will be recording her (audio that is only) giving the lead guitarist oral sex while he playing he"s solo in the song ladyhells. Make no mistake we will not pay for thisand you will hear the act in the song.You also must not know any of the members of the band.Get me those pics girls."
Now, I know what you're thinking: "This is too good to be true. This is the big break I've been waiting for!" Well, it IS for real. Check it out.
But before you all get in a tizzy about why I was lurking around Craigslist looking for middle-aged rockers to give head to, bear in mind that I received this link via email from The Heckler. So ask HIM.