CATHY vs. KATHY

No, not you.

This is the tale of two C(K)athys. The first story is about Cathy with a "C", and it will be long and freaky and leave you with kind of a dirty feeling afterward. The second story is about Kathy with a "K", and it will be short and silly and leave you with kind of a dirty feeling afterward. Completely win/win.

Our first specimen is one Cathy O'Brien (right), author, former mind-control slave, and brainwash victim of the CIA's MK Ultra/Project Monarch program. Ms. O'Brien's story is a dense, multi-layered descent into virtually every conspiracy theory ever involving the US Goverment, from Montauk and The Philadelphia Experiment to Operation Paperclip to Illuminati/reptilian shapeshifter lore. In fact, the Cathy O'Brien story is so detailed and interwoven with other weird tales I'm just going to throw a bunch of information at you, scattershot, and leave it up to you, the reader, to put it all back together... If you so choose.

To learn Cathy's story, it is essential to start with her 1995 memoir (co-written with Mark Phillips), TRANCEFormation of America, a must-read tome for all you conspiracy nuts that the official TRANCEFormation website describes as such:

"On August 3rd, 1977 the 95th U.S. Congress opened hearings into the reported abuses concerning the CIA's TOP SECRET mind control research program code named MK-Ultra. On February 8th, 1988, a top-level MK-Ultra victim, Cathy O'Brien, was covertly rescued from her mind control enslavement by Intelligence insider Mark Phillips. Their seven year pursuit of Justice was stopped FOR REASONS OF NATIONAL SECURITY. TRANCE Formation of America exposes the truth behind this covert government program and its ultimate goal: psychological control of a nation.

TRANCE Formation of America is the first documented autobiography of a victim of government mind control. Cathy O'Brien is the only vocal and recovered survivor of the Central Intelligence Agency's MK-Ultra Project Monarch operation. Tracing her path from child pornography and recruitment into the program to serving as a top-level intelligence agent and White House sex slave, TRANCE Formation of America is a definitive eye-witness account of government corruption that implicates some of the most prominent figures in U.S. politics."

Hey look! It's Trance-Formation of America by Cathy O'Brien and Mark Phillips--the entire fucking book--in one handy .pdf file!

You can also BUY IT, cheapskate.

Implicated in Cathy O'Brien's vast and disturbing tales of weird, pop-culture-based mental conditioning, sexual abuse, and Satanic pedophilia are such political luminaries as Ronald Reagan, Richard Nixon, Henry Kissinger, both Bushes, and recently-deceased Republic Senator Robert Byrd (left), admitted former member of the KKK. But that's just the beginning. According to O'Brien, EVERYONE is in on the take, from Hollywood to the very highest levels of US Government, all of it orchestrated by our good pals in the Central Intelligence Agency.

George Sr. is portrayed as especially evil and magical, able to shape-shift on command and even more depraved than the MOST depraved characters in the book. To wit:

"Bush explained the dynamics of "changing faces" and "becoming what I read". Although I had been conditioned to this idea all of my life through Disney stories, The Wizard of Oz, Alice In Wonderland, etc., I was not prepared for Bush's version of "You Are What You Read" programming explanations. The illustrations themselves were elaborate, consisting of mirrors add hypnotic depictions. He seemingly made the book come alive in my mind as he read page after poetic page of hypnotic, metaphorical language, all the while creating powerful illusions. His impersonations of the characters further enhanced the desired affect of fantasy becoming reality. This extraordinary effort to scramble reality would have worked -- perfectly -- had it not been for another victim and myself discussing it only a few days later. The purpose of Bush's book was clearly explained within the first few pages, which included the following passage:

I am the Vice President when circumstance demands,

And I am your Commander, you'll follow my commands.

The first command's important -- It is one you will heed,

When I send you a book, you are what you read.

Throughout my tenure as a Presidential Model mind-controlled slave, I was provided specific books according to Bush's program. These books, delivered through pre-established channels such as Ken Riley, Alex Houston, and even Ronald Reagan, came complete with specific commands on how they were to be interpreted and used. Some books were used to instruct me on operations; some were an attempt to scramble my memory with fantasy; others were used to load my mind with pertinent data such as bank account passbook numbers, and so on."

O'Brien later adds, "Bush's most effective example of "You Are What You Read" in his book About Faces occurred during his reading of the page depicting lizard-like "aliens" from a "far-off, deep space place". Claiming to me to be an alien himself, Bush apparently activated a hologram of the lizard-like "alien" which provided the illusion of Bush transforming like a chameleon before my eyes."

BUSH SR. = ALPHA DRACONIAN? Makes sense to me.

But that's only the tip of the iceberg. You want astral projection and transdimensional travel? You got it. O'Brien quotes Senator J Bennett Johnston (D, Louisiana) as such:

"I was there that fateful day in 1943 when a hole was ripped in the fabric of time through what later became known as the Philadelphia Experiment.

All those fine boys vanished along with their ship in a bizarre twist of events that parallels the Atlantis disappearances. A vortex was created in an effort to slip dimensions and become invisible to the enemy. It was a success beyond the highest expectations and launched us all info universal travel. It is no wonder at all that we have had a man on the moon. Traveling to distant planets and galaxies is Mickey Mouse stuff in comparison to the high tech wizardry of trans-dimensional travel. Trans-dimensional travel circumvents all measures of time, including distance and speed.

When the fabric of time was torn, we opened ourselves up to intergalactic travel -- both in and out of this dimension -- and in and out of the future, as well as the past. We can alter the course of history by traveling back in time to alter events, or we can blast off into the future and gain wisdom and knowledge of events yet to come. We can control the future by controlling the past. At present, this is a relatively easy task according to the theory of relativity and abilities gained through the Philadelphia Experiment. I came back an ET (extraterrestrial) myself. And our ship returned to this Earth as a spaceship. I gained the keys to the universe on that fateful day, and I carry them with me now, sharing only a Key or two at a time with those who are Chosen.

You are a Chosen One (Johnston was deliberately interfacing with Rite to Remain Silent conditioning), and therefore must learn the ins and outs of interplanetary travel. Your mission is trans-dimensional. You can span infinite dimensions by learning from me. Take it from me, you're going places, kiddo. And I'll teach you to get there by riding the light. I'll teach you the groundwork, and you do the light work. The key to the universe lies in the speed of light. The only way to travel is by beam of light. You will learn to go to the light...Your mission is to learn how to Tinker with time. I'm going to take you on that journey myself. Come with me now. It's time we were leaving this plane and boarding another."

("Transdimensional Transfer Techniques" via Quantum Future)

Furthermore, The Wizard of Oz = Project Monarch = CIA mind control.

Don't believe me? READ.

The mighty David Icke himself references Cathy in his epic reptilian-shapeshifter conspiracy tome The Biggest Secret: "Cathy writes in Trance Formation Of America of how George Bush was sitting in front of her in his office in Washington DC when, he opened a book at a page depicting lizard-like aliens from a far off, deep space place. Bush then claimed to be an 'alien' himself and appeared, before her eyes, to transform 'like a chameleon' into a reptile. Cathy believed that some kind of hologram had been activated to achieve this and from her understanding at the time I can see why she rationalized her experience in this way. Anyone would, because the truth is too fantastic to comprehend until you see the build up of evidence."

Icke and O'Brien differ on their core beliefs concerning reptilian shapeshifters (Icke is WAYYYY more into it than Cathy is), but he claims in his book Children of The Matrix (one HELL of a read) that she was always under the control of high-level Illuminati reptoids, even though she didn't know it. He also claims in said book that cats experience a "4th dimension" that humans can't, and apparently the "lower 4th" is where shapeshifters hang out. When your cat has one of those unexplained, jump-in-the-air freakouts (you know what I'm talking about), it's usually because they've encountered an alien slipping between dimensions. Hm. I always thought the 4th dimension was "time", but I'll defer to Mr. Icke on this one. Moving on...

Check out this creepy picture of Colonel Michael Aquino, Psy-Ops Specialist for the US Army. Aquino was also an MK Ultra operative, Satanist, pedophile, and Temple of Set cult leader. LEARN.

TRANCEFormation of America is by no means the only story of its kind. Interested parties should also consult Brice Taylor's Thanks For The Memories ... The Truth Has Set Me Free! The Memoirs of Bob Hope's and Henry Kissinger's Mind-Controlled Slave, a 1999 book bearing eerie similarities to O'Brien's work, or "The Illuminati Millenium Rituals"

by Arizona Wilder, which can be read in its entirety via this link.

Other books on the subject of the CIA's Project Monarch mind-control/sexual slavery program include Tracy R. Twyman's Mind Controlled Sex Slaves And The CIA (with additional material by Nick Redfern and the always reliable Commander X), Monarch: The New Phoenix Program by Marshall G. Thomas, or The CIA Doctors: Human Rights Violations by American Psychiatrists and Military Mind Control: A Story of Trauma and Recovery, both by Colin A. Ross.

It's easy to dismiss a lot of these stories as far-fetched or sensationalized, but if you actually take the time to research the subject, the wealth of information available is mind-boggling. The US Government itself admits to many of these deplorable actions through classified, unclassified, and declassified documents, and the Monarch/MK Ultra Program is indeed an undisputed reality.

From an old favorite, The Freeman Perspective: "Could it be that what we are witnessing in our top pop stars recently is the result of trauma-based mind-control? Have the Monarch mind-controlled slaves gone wild? Anna Nicole mysteriously dies, Britney shamelessly shaves herself bald, Astronaut Lisa Nowak sets off on a mission of doom in diapers; what is going on!?

There is a program so grim, its aspects are difficult to talk about. I am referring to Satanic Ritual Abuse. It is widespread and goes to the upper eschalons of the world's rulers. Most Americans won't believe that mind control is going on in the "homeland." Well, it is. Many of the rituals and methods employed in the mind control projects are inspired by the ancient mystery schools; blood and sex rituals to the god and goddess. From ancient Babylon to Nazi Germany and on into America, trauma-based mind control has been the modus operandi of the Illuminati.

The idea that a butterfly's wings might create tiny changes in the atmosphere that ultimately cause a tornado is called the "Butterfly Effect". The flapping wing represents a small change in the initial condition of the system, which causes a chain of events leading to large-scale phenomena. What unseen trigger set these latest pop star phenomena into motion?"...."The MKUltra mind-control project known as "Monarch" is so named because the Monarch butterfly learns where it was born (its roots) and it passes this knowledge via genetics on to its offspring. The Monarch program is based upon Illuminati and Nazi goals to create a master race in part through genetics...it is important that parents be found that can pass the correct knowledge onto those victims selected for the Monarch mind-control."

But we were talking about Cathy O'Brien, weren't we? Sorry, I tend to get a little distracted.

Some of the most shocking revelations in TRANCEFormation are about our old buddy Hillary Clinton, who also reportedly engages in ritual Satanic sex abuse and is a high-ranking operative in the MK Ultra program (now known as "Marathon"). One visit to The Criminal Hillary Clinton will fill you in on the details.

Basically EVERYONE is a part of the corruption, according to Ms. O'Brien's book, and I urge you all to click on the link offered earlier in this post to check it out yourself. Bullshit or no, it will spin your dome.

Watch this and see what YOU think:

What man? What curtain?

Remember how earlier in this post I told you that it would be about two C(K)athys? Well, here is the second: KATHY McGINTY, a prank-call project perpetrated (I'm pretty sure) by the same guy behind RAP MASTER MAURICE. The basic idea is this: "Kathy McGinty" responds to sex forums and whatnot, giving out her phone number to a bunch of horny dudes and offering her, um, "verbal services". The pervs of course respond, but the kicker is that "Kathy" is actually prankster Derek Erdman operating a soundboard full of weird audio clips (performed by his pal Julia Rickert). Hence, when the horn-dogs arrive, gross boners in hand, Mr. Erdman is able to lead them into his trap with standard banter like "what are you wearing?" or "I'm a naughty girl" before unleashing zingers like "I can't feel your dick, it must be teeeeny!" or "I wanna jam my thumb in your dickhole!" to, uh, "lighten the mood". A whole shitload of calls are contained herein, so the joke can get old pretty quick. But it's good for a laugh, and Lord knows we need to "lighten the mood" up in here after all that crazy talk about reptilian shapeshifters and The Illuminati and Satanic sex rituals and shit.

Obtain LOLs here: SATAN CONTROLS MY ROBOTIC VAGINA

SEX SELLS, MOTHERFUCKERS.