Friday, October 1, 2010

The Alt Porn Dilemma


A disclaimer: I thought it was time to tackle a subject on here that no one has discussed yet: porn, hopefully this won’t be the last time and I’m not making a habit of it. This blog runs the gambit on all subjects I felt one was left out and there are plenty of pornblogs to choose from so with out any more stalling…..


Alt Porn is fucking gaytarded, but my dick will always disagree with my brain. It’s like that Seinfeld episode where his brain is having a chess match with his penis and winning every round. I am helpless because I fucking hate posers and Hot Topic, I wish them nothing but misery. By the way who’s the asshole who really came up with this shit anyway of combining punk, porn and hot girls with manic panic haircuts having sex with each other? I think it was the “I want a job guy from “Sid and Nancy,” I think he invented Hot Topic and Suicide Girls too. He made punk gross and it was already disgusting.



The stupid Alt porn bitches will tell you it empowers them because they get all the money and run their own business and if you believe that you’re on harder drugs them I am! It’s always controlled by some puppet master, whether it’s the mafia (who may still control some of the porn business, they mostly do) or it’s seedy corporate arms dealers working with Dick Jones type military industrial contract motherfuckers. Either way it’s not clean any way you scratch it, it’s scum money. I’ve heard some of these bitches claiming to be straight edge? Excuse me? What part of “At least I can fucking think” don’t you understand? Step the fuck back off our music and go back to your warped tour fuck bus and leave our precious alone smeagal! Actually I don’t care about that scene either in fact everything eventually sells out, but back to my point before I praddle away again. Let’s separate the punk from the porn and you can dress like a hot punk chick that’s great, but stop shitting on things I fought all the way through high school to protect like a delicate easter egg and I’ll keep batin’ as usual to whom ever hot chicks in or out of Halloween punk costumes! Also stop pretending that you’re in charge because if you didn’t have mental problems you wouldn’t have to humiliate yourself for everyone’s amusement to make a living anyway. But hey it’s a living right?


I'm so glad that you died and never were able to work in punk porn, Yeesh!)

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