... Like I did.
Oh I'm sorry, hadn't I mentioned that Sweet Baby Jay surprised me with the greatest and most MAGICAL Christmas gift of all time? I hadn't? Really?
I'm not talking about "brotherhood" or "peace on Earth" or any of that bullshit. I'm talking about the ONE TRUE AMERICAN DREAM...
TICKETS TO MONSTER JAM 2010, FEBRUARY 27TH AT THE OAKLAND COLISEUM!!!
Oh I'm sorry, hadn't I mentioned that Sweet Baby Jay surprised me with the greatest and most MAGICAL Christmas gift of all time? I hadn't? Really?
I'm not talking about "brotherhood" or "peace on Earth" or any of that bullshit. I'm talking about the ONE TRUE AMERICAN DREAM...
TICKETS TO MONSTER JAM 2010, FEBRUARY 27TH AT THE OAKLAND COLISEUM!!!
That's right...
"We'll sell you the whole seat but all you're gonna need is the EDGE!!!!"
FEATURING
EL TORO LOCO!!!
REDNECKS!!!
THE NINJA TURTLE TRUCK!!!
REDNECKS!!!
THE BATMAN TRUCK!!!
MORE REDNECKS!!!
DESTROYER!!!
EVEN MORE REDNECKS!!!
BLUE THUNDER!!!
REDNECKS!!!
OLD GLORY!!!
HOT BABES!!!
THE DONKEY KONG TRUCK!!!
REDNECKS!!!
MAXIMUM DESTRUCTION!!!
YOUR PARENTS!!!
GRRRRRRAAAAAVE DIGGERRRRRRRRR!!!!
WELL-EDUCATED THEOLOGIANS!!!
And a very special appearance by...
FUCKING ROBO-FUCKING-SAURUS!!!!!!!
... Expect a full review in early March.
Maybe you should go over to The Monster Blog and get educated.
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5 comments:
woo hooo!!!!!!!!!!! dang you got the sweetest girlfriend..better not let julio get his hands on her
JULIO!!!!!!!! (shakes fist at sky)
Way to drop a turd in my punchbowl, Sean.
PS Since I'm a classy guy, I took my GF to a hockey game for our 2nd anniversary. Hockey fucking rules.
ahaha saw this show in 2007 in Australia, was awesome for like 30 minutes, but got old quick. Whole different breed of rednexx down under too!
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