Tuesday, December 15, 2009

I HAVE TO SAY IT WAS A GOOD DAY...

Tuesday, December 15, 2009:


Millionaire televangelist Oral Roberts found dead in his home in Newport Beach, CA.

Deadoralive.com drops the ball epicly (below).



Also: Australian scientists report the first ever observation of an invertebrate using tools, in the form of the Indonesian veined octopus. It seems that this particular cephalopod uses chunks of coconut shell as shelter, putting it in a "tool-using" class usually reserved only for higher mammals.


All in all, a good day for intelligent life everywhere.

... And I didn't even have to use my AK.

8 comments:

already left town said...

nice one, cobras.

Anonymous said...

Mafuckin' octopus protectin' his dome an shit! Within a generation you can bet your ass he'll be using his AK. BLAO! BLAO! Brace yosef foo! Great Barrier Reef ain't got shit on me! Ten years after that he'll be making family movies forever ruining his street cred.

sean said...

"I got a beep from Kim....."

(also, the captcha below reads: "unapho". you nappy hoe?"

Shelby Cobras said...

"A street-smart octopus born and raised on the rough side of the tidepool... A rich socialite octopus from the sunny side of the beach... This summer they're moving into the same hollowed-out coconut together... With her eight kids!!!
Cephalopod rap phenomenon Dr. Octopus and the lovable Reef Witherspoon star in Beach Betta Have My Money, a family comedy about growing up, going off, and finding love in the craziest of places."

Tagline: "This octopus Octomom is is a kick... Right in the COCONUTS!"

scedn said...

Not tryin to be a hata, but it's a VEINED octopus. A veiled octopus is a different color of minority altogether.

Shelby Cobras said...

Holy shit, called me out! Nice work, I'll correct that immediately.

RyGar said...

In one lab, they found that an octopus was climbing out of it's tank at night, and crawling across the floor to the other side of the room to eat all of the feeder fish in their tank. Apparently they can survive out of water for a decent amount of time. Epic reality show pitch, BTW.

Anonymous said...

A veined octopus? That changes everything. Now he's just going to be a horny old guy trying to get laid. Hey there moray eel. You lookin' good girl. Me an tha remora? Aw hell na. She my sister's baby.

Way to run with it Cobras. You're good.