Millionaire televangelist Oral Roberts found dead in his home in Newport Beach, CA.
Deadoralive.com drops the ball epicly (below).
Also: Australian scientists report the first ever observation of an invertebrate using tools, in the form of the Indonesian veined octopus. It seems that this particular cephalopod uses chunks of coconut shell as shelter, putting it in a "tool-using" class usually reserved only for higher mammals.
All in all, a good day for intelligent life everywhere.
... And I didn't even have to use my AK.
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nice one, cobras.
"I got a beep from Kim....."
(also, the captcha below reads: "unapho". you nappy hoe?"
"A street-smart octopus born and raised on the rough side of the tidepool... A rich socialite octopus from the sunny side of the beach... This summer they're moving into the same hollowed-out coconut together... With her eight kids!!!
Cephalopod rap phenomenon Dr. Octopus and the lovable Reef Witherspoon star in Beach Betta Have My Money, a family comedy about growing up, going off, and finding love in the craziest of places."
Tagline: "This octopus Octomom is is a kick... Right in the COCONUTS!"
Not tryin to be a hata, but it's a VEINED octopus. A veiled octopus is a different color of minority altogether.
Holy shit, called me out! Nice work, I'll correct that immediately.
In one lab, they found that an octopus was climbing out of it's tank at night, and crawling across the floor to the other side of the room to eat all of the feeder fish in their tank. Apparently they can survive out of water for a decent amount of time. Epic reality show pitch, BTW.
A veined octopus? That changes everything. Now he's just going to be a horny old guy trying to get laid. Hey there moray eel. You lookin' good girl. Me an tha remora? Aw hell na. She my sister's baby.
Way to run with it Cobras. You're good.
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