Tuesday, December 15, 2009:
Millionaire televangelist Oral Roberts found dead in his home in Newport Beach, CA.
Deadoralive.com drops the ball epicly (below).
Also: Australian scientists report the first ever observation of an invertebrate using tools, in the form of the Indonesian veined octopus. It seems that this particular cephalopod uses chunks of coconut shell as shelter, putting it in a "tool-using" class usually reserved only for higher mammals.
All in all, a good day for intelligent life everywhere.
... And I didn't even have to use my AK.