Tuesday, December 29, 2009

I WISH THAT EVERYONE COULD GET THE AMERICAN DREAM FOR CHRISTMAS...

... Like I did.

Oh I'm sorry, hadn't I mentioned that Sweet Baby Jay surprised me with the greatest and most MAGICAL Christmas gift of all time? I hadn't? Really?

I'm not talking about "brotherhood" or "peace on Earth" or any of that bullshit. I'm talking about the ONE TRUE AMERICAN DREAM...

TICKETS TO MONSTER JAM 2010, FEBRUARY 27TH AT THE OAKLAND COLISEUM!!!


That's right...
"We'll sell you the whole seat but all you're gonna need is the EDGE!!!!"

FEATURING

EL TORO LOCO!!!



REDNECKS!!!



THE NINJA TURTLE TRUCK!!!



REDNECKS!!!



THE BATMAN TRUCK!!!



MORE REDNECKS!!!



DESTROYER!!!



EVEN MORE REDNECKS!!!



BLUE THUNDER!!!



REDNECKS!!!



OLD GLORY!!!



HOT BABES!!!



THE DONKEY KONG TRUCK!!!



REDNECKS!!!



MAXIMUM DESTRUCTION!!!



YOUR PARENTS!!!



GRRRRRRAAAAAVE DIGGERRRRRRRRR!!!!



WELL-EDUCATED THEOLOGIANS!!!



And a very special appearance by...

FUCKING ROBO-FUCKING-SAURUS!!!!!!!



... Expect a full review in early March.



Maybe you should go over to The Monster Blog and get educated.

6 comments:

Shelby Cobras said...
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Anonymous said...

woo hooo!!!!!!!!!!! dang you got the sweetest girlfriend..better not let julio get his hands on her

Shelby Cobras said...

JULIO!!!!!!!! (shakes fist at sky)

SEANFORD said...

i once bought a girlfriend tickets to Monster Jam as a valentines day present (because I have class). of course we got fittingly hammered expecting some raucous white-trash hullabaloo but was disappointed to find out that 95% of the audience was under 10 years old.

Shelby Cobras said...

Way to drop a turd in my punchbowl, Sean.

PS Since I'm a classy guy, I took my GF to a hockey game for our 2nd anniversary. Hockey fucking rules.

Anonymous said...

ahaha saw this show in 2007 in Australia, was awesome for like 30 minutes, but got old quick. Whole different breed of rednexx down under too!