Friday, May 14, 2010

ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND

Yo dudes, what's up? I know some of you have been feeling kind of down lately, what with the passing of both Cretaceous and Frank Frazetta and all, so I thought I would share a totally inspirational video to get you guys super pumped for the weekend. This video has been totally inspiring the fuck out of me all day, bros. Prepare to be way inspired:



I don't know about you, but the most inspiring part for me is when Scott Stapp violently pokes his finger to his chest while delivering the line "COME ON MARLINS MAKE US PROUD!" at 0:25. That shit is majorly inspiring.

I went to the trouble of transcribing the lyrics for you guys, so you can keep this inspiring song in your head all weekend long, whether you like it or not, just like I'm going to:

"LET'S PLAY BALL IT'S GAME DEHHH
WE WANT STRIKEOUTS BASE HITS DOUBLE PLEHHHHS
TAKE THE FIELD HEAR THE ROAR OF THE CROWD
COME ON MAHLINS MAKE US PROUD
COME ON MAHLINS MAKE UP PROUD!!!"

(I usually do some totally inspiring air guitar moves around this part)

"KEEP HOPING AND DREAMING AND YOU. WILL.
SOOOAAAARRRRRR!!!!!
WITH A LITTLE FAITH AND LUH (?) YOU. WILL.
SOOOAAAARRRRRR!!!!!

ONE STRIKE TWO STRIKES SWING AWEHHH
A DIVING CATCH A STOWWLEN BEHHHHHHS
A PERFECT GAME A TRIPLE PLEHHH
ANOTHAAHHH PLEHH OH PRAISE, YES! (?)
WORLD SERIES CHAMPS WE'LL BEEE!

(Repeat totally inspiring chorus again, preferably while passionately stroking a microphone or thrusting your fist skyward)

Right on bros, I'm glad we had this talk. Hopefully this inspirational sports anthem will keep your spirits up all weekend, maybe even inspire you as much as Linkin Park's "What I've Done" did during halftime at that Cleveland Lakers baseball game last year.
Sweet. Hang in there bros and world series champs we'll be. Awesome. Sweet.

7 comments:

SEANFORD said...

speechless

Spookywolffe said...

Wow, that song just makes me PROUD to live in the LEEEHND OF THUH FUREEEEEE an' the HOOOHHHH OV THUH BREEHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Steven said...

I'm embarrassed just for watching it.

Anonymous said...

That is hella cool! I AM SO FUCKING MOTIVATED RIGHT NOW!!! Stapp is a total brah.

Aylmer said...

That was horrible. And very funny.

Manslaughter said...

This is the worst thing ever. You just made my weekend. Horrible.

Crankenstien said...

hahaha i saw this on jimmy kimmel but then they had the mighty bosstones guy sing a song about checkers and it was easy stupid.