Saturday, May 8, 2010

31 YEARS AGO YOU WERE JUST A PILE OF JIZZ...

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday fag!

Charles T. Heckler

Chris said...

Happy Birthday!

Shelby Cobras said...

31 years and 9 months, technically.

g-off said...

you get the most brutal birthday present ever........NOTHING

Anonymous said...

I can only imagine that the Sr. Cobras is much like our Shelby. Whilst Black Sabbath Vol. 4 set the mood and a PBR in hand he serenaded Mrs. Cobras clad only in a Star Wars bed sheet. "Stand and deliver fair wench!", he bellowed. The rest is history. Happy Birthday buddy!

You're a dirty dirty lunch lady Manslaughter. Not a load or a gob but a pile of jizz. Stacked like cord wood waiting to inseminate the hapless Mrs. Cobras. Dropped from above like the 16 ton weight in a Monty Python sketch.

Manslaughter said...

AM NOT!! Just stating the obvious. He was a pile of jizz 31 years, 9 months and 1 day ago, and he still is a pile of jizz today. LOVE YOU BUDDY!

Helm said...

Happy birthday!

cdg said...

happy birthday, dude! we share the same birthday tho i just turned 38.