Tuesday, February 23, 2010

APOCALYPSE NOW (Or At Least Pretty Soon)

Since Day One of Illogical Contraption, the Large Hadron Collider has been something of an unofficial mascot around here, gracing the header we all see at the top of this page every time we stop in. The Collider "officially" opened just a few months before the creation of this blog, and I've always viewed the LHC as a testament to both the brilliance AND the foolishness in Man, a symbol of the technological wonders we can create together but also of the self-defeating God Complex we've developed as a race. In fact, I'll let you all in on a little secret: The term "illogical contraption" was originally meant as sort of an homage to the old beast, the ultimate tool of science which also has the potential for ultimate destruction.
All this being said, I haven't really written THAT much about the Large Hadron Collider. Browse the 'Tags' section over there on the right. Check out "LHC". 10 posts out of almost 1,000. Not much.

But in the words of a very wise old sage, "New shit has come to light here, man".

It all started with this article, written by a guy calling himself "The Bard of Ely" and discovered by myself while innocently researching LHC-inspired conspiracy theories. Grab onto something solid, because this is going to be quite a ride.

First off, The Bard hipped me to the fact that much like IC considers the LHC something of a mascot, so too does CERN (creators of the Collider) consider Hindu god Shiva as their "mascot" as well. Consider the image shown above. That's a statue of Shiva that stands outside of LHC HQ in Geneva. In this depiction, Shiva is assuming the Nataraja posture. Follow me so far? OK. Now let's see what Wikipedia says about all this:

"The depiction of Shiva as Nataraja (Tamil: நடராஜா, Sanskrit: naṭarāja, "Lord of Dance") is popular. The names Nartaka ("dancer") and Nityanarta ("eternal dancer") appear in the Shiva Sahasranama. His association with dance and also with music is prominent in the Puranic period. In addition to the specific iconographic form known as Nataraja, various other types of dancing forms (Sanskrit: nṛtyamūrti) are found in all parts of India, with many well-defined varieties in Tamil Nadu in particular. The two most common forms of the dance are the Tandava, which later came to denote the powerful and masculine dance as Kala-Mahakala associated with the destruction of the world, and Lasya, which is graceful and delicate and expresses emotions on a gentle level and is considered the feminine dance attributed to the goddess Parvati. Lasya is regarded as the female counterpart of Tandava. The Tandava-Lasya dances are associated with the destruction-creation of the world."

Grand Magus Omicron Oblongata signs the Book of Blood under the watchful gaze of a vengeful Shiva. Our fate is sealed.

So why the Shiva statue?
I understand the "creation of the world" part -- after all, one of the main goals of the entire LHC project is to recreate conditions at the time of The Big Bang (Remember the Higgs boson aka The God Particle aka The Schwarzenegger Particle?) -- but "DESTRUCTION"?!?!?! Whaaa?!?!?
Sure, Dan Brown has suggested that those creeps over at CERN might be up to some shady shit, and plenty of folks on the internet have their theories about apocalypse via Black Hole, but Dan Brown is a hack and internet people lie. We have no reason to distrust CERN. Do we?

Welcome to the second (and final) revelation made apparent to me by The Bard. Check out the official CERN logo over there. Anything strange?

I don't know how I didn't spot this one before.




Plain as day. The balls on these guys.

So let's see... "666". Apocalypse. Rapture. The Antichrist.
Is the LHC some sort of doomsday device created by the closet Illuminati running CERN? Of course. Fulfilling the 2012 End Times Prophecies? Yep. (learn how to survive 2012 HERE)
Confusing stuff, but maybe Pastor Harry at the "Philadelphia Internet Church" at Satansrapture.com (screencap below - apparently a very real and very serious site) can help you understand. There is indeed a 666/2012 connection, which Pastor Harry discovered using our old friend The Bible Code.

Pastor Harry knows what's up. I don't remember reading nothing about no black holes in The Bible. What the Hell?
If I'm gonna have me some paralyzing End Times fear there better be some Goddamned CHRISTIANITY involved!

In somewhat surprising concurrence is occult fringe writer Thomas Horn, who wrote Nephilim Stargates: The Year 2012 And The Return of the Watchers. According to Mr. Horn, what we have here is a Nephilim issue (no, not Nifelheim). And some Christians agree. But defining 'Nephilim' is a major grey area. Allow me to eloborate:

The Christian definition of 'Nephilim' (as I understand it) goes something like this: The sons of God (angels) came to Earth, and made babies with the daughters of men (humans - see below). These babies were giants, but God only let them hang out on Earth for 120 years. These were the Nephilim. After they were forced to leave, their bloodline went on, spawning heroes and other legendary leaders. In Genesis 6:4 it is said that "the Nephilim were on the Earth in those days - and also afterward." We'll come back to this.

The more "occult" and less widely accepted definition of 'Nephilim' is this: Motherfuckers were ALIENS, plain and simple. They came to Earth in their Nephilim Spaceship, but got stuck here and lost the technology to leave again. I find both theories to be equally credible.

Here's what everyone CAN agree on: The Nephilim -- whether they be half-breed angels OR stranded space aliens -- are stuck here, and for Mankind to achieve our next evolutionary level, they need to be set free. The question IS: "Next Evolutionary Level" = Enlightenment OR "Next Evolutionary Level" = Extinction? Tough call.
Either way, the Nephilim must be freed. But how?

Back to the beginning, my friends. THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER.

Sounds like Stargate, right? Of course. And NOT on accident (see diagram, below).

So there you have it. The death and rebirth of all civilization, whether it be DOOM or RAPTURE, spelled out in letters as plain as day. "The Nephilim were on the Earth in those days - and also afterward." But what is "afterward"? It's obvious that CERN is up to some evil shit, but when the Nephilim (whoever they are) ascend to the stars (or Heavens) via the Large Hadron Collider, where will that leave US?

"We need Kurt Russell"

Further studies:

- 'Nephilim And The Cosmic Alignment of 2012'

- 'UFO's, The Nephilim and The Sons of God of Genesis 6 During The Days of Noah'

- Another helpful essay:
Part 1: 'Stargates, Wormholes And The Bearded Serpent Gods of All Major Religions'
Part 2: '2012: Stargate of the Gods'

I leave you with a quote that Oppenheimer borrowed from the Baghavad Gita when he first witnessed the destructive power of the atomic bomb:

"If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst at once into the sky, that would be like the splendor of the mighty one. Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."


SEANFORD said...

this is why people come here. that stargate-obama collage is the best thing ive seen in the internet in ever.

Camellia sinensis said...

Commrade Cobras, Your seriously tripping me out. I just ran across several tandava dances of dissolution. . . When I'm not on my iPod interface I'll forward you them.

Helm said...

I like how you took the core concept from the Illuminatus! trilogy and apply it to the Contraption: nothing is real everything is permitted, all conspiracies are true from a vantage, all gods exist and WE FEAR THEM ALL

it makes for entertaining reading.

Shelby Cobras said...

Illuminatus! = IC Bible.


Steven said...

One has to wonder if the LHC physicists have Deathspell Omega or "De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas" playing in the background while they stir their cauldron...

Shelby Cobras said...

I always imagined them listening to Univers Zero's Heresie.


RyGar said...

Wow. Thanks for fucking up my brainworks. I appreciate the obvious research and effort you put into your posts. I'll probably spend all night linking away from this one. I mean, in the furure, I have already spent hours of the past going forward into the outer reaches of the links presented to me already in the past when I was going to look at these links...

Some theoretical comedy:

Helm said...

Yes! Heresie! Especially La Faulx where they summon the shoggoth and it eats everybody (seriously that's what I get from that song!)

Shelby Cobras said...

Hell yeah, when the clunky bass line starts with the chanting and shit? I totally visualize a procession of decrepit Nephilim assembling to pass through the stargate to certain DOOM.

Helm said...

My mind will never be the same after the Contraption.

Aylmer said...

The ghost of Robert Anton Wilson came to me and said "everyone needs Kurt Russell ALL the time!"

Cialis Online said...

You always find a way to get me tripping in the mornings, I don't know if the 666 was pushing it too hard or what but I believe we should keep an eye or 2 on CERN from now on.