Okay, Mr. Cool Guy. You've got your three different Job For A Cowboy hoodies and your "Mastodon totally revolutionized metal" attitude and your mousy little girlfriend with the blonds streak. You sure have this whole "metal" thing figured out, don't you Broseph? Sure, you're into lots of unique and talented new bands, but you've still got tons of respect for the "old stuff", right? Tool and Pantera and all that stuff? Sure, you're doing OK. How's that new tattoo sleeve with the koi fish coming along? Good?
Great. Hey, while I have your attention, can you do me one quick favor? Yes? OK. Look into the eyes of those Bros in the band photos down there. Look closely.
What do you think they would say about your whole idea of "metal"?
1) Find The Arise - Xecutioner
2) Strangled Death - Lethal Presence
3) D.D.P. - Betrayal
4) Brain Damage - R.A.V.A.G.E.
5) Kill Team - Sadus
6) Another Sacrifice - Betrayal
7) Like The Dead - Xecutioner
8) Twisted Face - Sadus
9) Unholy Alliance - Lethal Presence
PS: Xecutioner = pre-Obituary. R.A.V.A.G.E. (Raging Atheists Vowing A Gory End) = pre-Atheist.