Sunday, July 12, 2009

UNFUNKY UFO

By Del Tigre

I don't know much about scene kids. I don't want to. But thanks to Shelby's post yesterday, I discovered that many of them are straight edge. This blew my mind, since I was convinced that anyone with such insane fashion sense had to be perpetually loaded. I started researching the matter, and I stumbled upon something disturbing--very disturbing. I have no explanation for what I am about to show you. It defies logic. Hold on to your fucking minds:



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Much like aliens tried to steal his funk, it appears that scene kids are trying to steal George Clinton's hairstyles. I don't even know what to say here. What can you say? Warn the others before it's too late.

4 comments:

Shelby said...

A scene kid, a steampunk, and a juggalo walk into a bar...

Peter said...

You have successfully blown my mind

Charles T Heckler said...

...bartender says "Get the fuck out!"

23 Wolves said...

This is really good investigative journalism. Thanks!