Saturday, July 11, 2009

Thank GOD For WikiHow!

-HOW TO BE A CHRISTIAN FAN OF BLACK METAL:





-HOW TO NOT BE A POSER IN BLACK METAL:





-HOW TO BE 'SCENE' WITHOUT BEING A 'POSER':





Thanks to Del Tigre for bringing this to my attention.

4 comments:

The Goodkind said...

I like that Black Metal is referred to as BM. That's so BM. I need my coffee before I can BM.

Shelby Cobras said...

My favorite is in 'how to be scene'. Shop at Hot Topic. Be yourself. Wear neon tights under ripped shorts. Be yourself. Spaghetti straps. Be yourself. Layered haircut. Be yourself.

Being young must be confusing!

Erik said...

Scene kids: what the fuck? You're straight edge? Really? You wear day-glo spandex in public and you're not *drinking* LSD? No way. No fucking way. I refuse to accept it.

Seriously, this is more confusing to me than Christian black metal.

Steven said...

So Christian metalheads MUST be tolerant and non-judgmental towards probably the most intolerant and most judgmental subgroup in metalhead-dom? That doesn't seem exactly fair.

I like Mr Zappa's maxim, which is completely applicable here: If you like it, it's great. If you don't like it, it sucks.

Screw the purists. Buncha goddamn elitists.