Thursday, July 16, 2009


So here they are, the wonderful entries from last week's 'Deface The Writers' contest. In case tou missed it, the competition ran thusly: 1) Pick a photo of your favorite writer from this blog. 2) Fuck with it. 3) Send it back to us.
Well, our readership responded overwhelmingly. After sifting through tremendous amounts of submissions, I now present BOTH of them, in all their glory.

First off, we have a lovely motivational poster crafted by Smeg, who dominated the First Annual Illogical Contraption Coloring Contest with his stunning depiction of a black metal Lionel Richie. Smeg chose to deface a picture of I.C. Treasurer K-Rock, calling attention to her tendency for getting punched in the tit:

A lovely submission, and true. Smeg also pointed out that Microsoft Paint's version of "flesh tone" is eerily similar to the skin color of Ernie from Sesame Street. I agree wholeheartedly.

Finally, we have our last submission, from I.C. reader Jon. Jon chose to deface a photo of Charles The Heckler, and obviously poured hours of hard labor and concentration into his work.

Jon is, of course, calling attention to Mr. The Heckler's notable resemblance to David Draiman from that awesome band Disturbed.

Here is my own version:

Speaking of creepy resemblances, another anonymous reader claimed to see one between frequent contributor TMM (below, left) and Richard Kiel (as "Jaws", below right).



Frankly, I just don't see it. But whatever.

Thanks to everyone who participated. Yes, both of you.


Anonymous said...

I sent one in... I guess you didn't receive it. The email address seems ok though. Damn emails

Anonymous said...

I can't believe no one worked Shelby and his stuffed cock over. That pic had the most potential. OOOOW AH AH AH AH is genius though. While Kiel's face doesn't match so well, you know TMM has to let the adjustment in the ball cap all the way out. Massive grape on that kid. Once again in a good way.

Shelby Cobras said...

Jag- I was wondering about that... Send it again if you can, I will totally publish it.

Shelby Cobras said...

Shit, i just found it in my 'spam' folder, which is ironic considering the amount of 'spam' i get in my normal folder on a regular basis... Up soon...

k-rock said...

Tit. Fucking. Punch.

I need to re-pirate Ill-lust-rator and get that stuffed cock to crow.