Friday, July 10, 2009

ROBO-PORN

Anyone remember that post I did on Star Trek "slash art" awhile back ("Engage Thrusters", May 20, 2009)? In case you don't, and in case you're totally out of the loop, slash art is a form of fan-created art, usually sexual and often homoerotic, based on the relationships between characters in pop culture institutions. Wanna see Han Solo and Luke Skywalker make out? Wanna see Starsky and Hutch get busy? Don't worry, the internet has you covered.


Well, thanks to the good folks over at Encyclopaedia Dramatica, I now have the images of Starscream and Megatron (as well as several other characters from both the Transformers AND Beast Wars pantheon) going at it forever burned into my brain. Turns out, some folks get a boner from watching giant robots "grinding parts". Enough, in fact, that the idea spawned a website, Decepticonsort. Apparently, The "AllSpark" isn't the only way Transformers reproduce. I don't get it. But whatever.

Since this is a family blog, I'll let you sick bastards decide whether or not you want to check it out yourselves.

See the PG-13 stuff here, here, and here.

The R-Rated stuff here, here, and here.

And, of couse, the X-Rated stuff here, here, and here.

I give up. The internet is stupid. Enjoy your Friday.

Editor's note: As I.C. reader "Mister Booze" pointed out, all of these links will direct you to a '403 Server Error'. Weak. But if you're REALLY thirsting for some TF slash art, just use the 'Decepticonsort' link provided above and have a look around. Or don't. I feel dirty.

3 comments:

Mister Booze said...

Wow, I'm getting a forbidden server error. Haven't seen that in a long time. I guess I'll never get to see robot porn :(

Shelby Cobras said...

Weak! Well, you can still check shit out by entering through the 'Decepticonsort' link, if you wish.

Erik Del Tigre said...

You want the pure, uncut shit mang? Allow me to introduce you to the wonderland that is Rule 34. Remember: what has been seen cannot be unseen.