-Sex Machine (Tom Savini)'s six-gun nut sheath in From Dusk 'Til Dawn (1996)
-The Droogs' (Malcolm McDowell and friends) ultra-violent athletic supporters in A Clockwork Orange (1972)
-Batman (George Clooney) and Robin (Chris O'Donnell)'s homoerotic meat baskets in Batman & Robin (1997)
-Feyd Rautha (Sting)'s fishy ball holster in Dune (1984)
-Judge Dredd (Sylvester Stallone)'s futuristic weiner shield from Judge Dredd (1995)
-Nadir (Fred Williamson)'s shiny, golden peepee package in The New Barbarians (1984)
-Or how 'bout that fruity little banana hammock Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull was so fond of sporting back in the 70's?
-Not to be outdone, Larry Blackmon from Cameo rocked a pretty sweet little plastic number in the late 80's and early 90's as well...
-Lord Humungus (Kjell Nilsson)'s studded leather cock pocket in The Road Warrior (1981)
-Terl (John Travolta)'s Dianetically-enhanced crotch goblin from Battlefield Earth (2000)
-Of course I've got to mention Mortiis' snappy little human skull number from the cover of The Stargate (1999)
-And last but not least, double points are awarded to Mr. Blackie Lawless from W.A.S.P., who blew minds not only with his spark-shooting, white leather man-purse...
... But also with the greatest codpiece of all, the circular-saw-blade codpiece.