Friday, May 22, 2009
Three months ago, Illogical Contraption sent out a call for Contributing Writers, in an attempt to expand its parameters beyond the narrow confines of its creator's tiny mind. Six brave souls (shown at left) accepted the challenge, and as a result have become forever immortalized in the halls of this great institution. As Illogical Contraption soldiers forth into a new age of mind-blowing internet awesomeness, bolstered by both a massive fan base and also a great deal of corporate sponsorship, the call goes out yet again.
Today's youth are living in a virtual wonderland of technological breakthroughs, "roller-blading" to the next "ultimate frisbee" match while planning parties around the hot new "video-gaming system" on their "cellular telephones". Fearing that this blog may fall "out of touch" with its hip, young target demographic, the I.C. Board of Directors has made the decision to search for some "new blood", contributors who might be able to offer something beyond the standard drivel posted here on a daily basis.
Are YOU that person? Do YOU have what it takes, the drive and determination to face the pressing issues that we all face in this turbulent, post-9/11 landscape, through image, video, and print? Are you ready to be a part of what at least one reviewer called "quite possibly the best thing on the internet, EVER"?
Submit a resume to the email address shown at right (below the 'Tags' section) TODAY!
Be a part of the I.C. Team, and start living the dream!!!