Thursday, May 14, 2009


Good news for the Contrap-Nation!!!
Along with our ongoing advertising deal with Skimmy Jabrone Realty (left - Keep up the good work, Skimmy!), the Illogical Contraption Legal Team has successfully negotiated an endorsement deal with Doritos, specifically sponsoring their two new flavors "Late Night: Tacos At Midnight" and "Late Night: Last Call Jalapeno Popper". Realizing that these delicious new Dorito flavors share the same target demographic as this blog (namely, raging alcoholics in their late 20's to late 30's with little regard for substance or quality), the deal was signed early this morning and goes into effect immediately.

So do your part to support Illogical Contraption! Remember that every time you stumble out of a bar at 2am and grab a bag of "Late Night" Doritos, a portion of your money goes to paying our internet bill. Money well spent, indeed!
Much like Stephen Colbert's endorsement deal with Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos (right), we look forward to a long, fruitful advertising relationship together, and in fact two more "Late Night" flavors are tentatively scheduled for release later this Summer: "Late Night: Hangover Diahrrea Fuel In A Bag" and "Late Night: 10am Binge-Drinking-Regret Huevos Rancheros". Delicious!

And remember: If you think that Doritos marketing to a "sullen drunk" demographic is absurd, take a look at the image below. The "Late Night" Doritos campaign is NOTHING compared to the high-concept absurdity they're using on our friends in the Far East!



Anonymous said...

If you turn the Japanese bag around, it looks like the yellow guy is rubbing his balls on the orange guy's foot.

Shelby Cobras said...

It definitely seems like he's enjoying it, at least by the look on his face...

The Ugfromumant said...

OK, just came across this while I slowly weave my way through the IC archives.

Just had to note that what those two gentalman are doing is perfectly normal. Its called Pedogenital Stimulation. Theres a book on it. My brother's a big fan. Walked in on him and his girlfriend (now wife I'd say if you can find someone who will pulverize your sac because you enjoy it, I say go ahead and merry the shit out of them) doing said act.

But seriously, I guess there are a load of guys out there that enjoy getting their nuts stomped. Its more of a squeezing less of stomp I believe.