Monday, November 2, 2009


Ever heard of "black metal"?
Apparently, it's all the rage with the kids these days, especially in Tsjuder's home country of Norway. Being "black metal" (or "kvlt") consists of dressing up like KISS, hanging out in the snow and/or graveyards, wearing lots of spikes, bulletbelts and leather, and playing really fast songs about Satan and snow and graveyards and Vikings and stuff. Reportedly, "black metal" is going to be really popular with the kids by next Summer. So get with the trend, and get down with some Tsjuder. You won't be disappointed.

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Peter said...

Fuck. Yeah.

Helm said...

I like this record a lot. Still not sure about this 'black metal' thing, though, I never liked KISS a lot.

Shelby Cobras said...

Peter - I thought you might like this one.

Helm - Unfortunately, I took a Black Metal Appreciation class at community college last semester, and they made it clear that a love for the music of KISS is, in fact, a prerequisite for being a fan of the black metal trend. Even up to the no-makeup, "God Gave Rock 'N Roll" era of the mid 80's. Sorry man.

Ambassador MAGMA said...

This was one of the first, if not the first, black metal album I ever bought. It has a hallowed place in my life.


PS, the password is "stair woe" Jump on it!

Shelby Cobras said...

Sorry dude, but shargraves has you beat. His password was "molest" the other day. "Stair woe" is good though. I've experienced "stair woe" helping friends move into 5th story apartments before...