ILLOGICAL CONTRAPTION PODCAST FOR 5/5/13 - A STRANGE AND BEAUTIFUL EPISODE!

Cinco De Mayo Birthday Fiesta with LIVE guests:
John Lurie - Jen Kirkman - Glitter Wizard - Merkley!


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ILLOGICAL CONTRAPTION PODCAST FOR 4/28/13 – CIALIS IN WONDERLAND!

Cobras plays a metal fest in the forest.
Cory and Erik see Prince.
Comedians Amy Miller and Ivan Hernandez drop by.
Tripped out psych band Carlton Melton talk music.

 
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ILLOGICAL CONTRAPTION PODCAST FOR 4/21/13 – TRY A PAPAYA! WITH EG DAILY AND CRAIG CAMPOBASSO!

C.H.U.D.s AHOY!

80s cult movie queen EG Daily (Pee Wee’s Big Adventure, Valley Girl) joins us in the first hour!
Filmmaker Craig Campobasso (Dune, Xtro 3, Tremors) schools us on real-life alien Valient Thor in the second hour! Listen now!

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ILLOGICAL CONTRAPTION PODCAST FOR 4/14/13 - JUICING THE WEEZ W/ PEACHES CHRIST!

C.H.U.D.S. UNITE! The pals are joined by the #1 queen of scream Peaches Christ to talk the current state of horror post-Cabin In The Woods and discuss her latest production -- a 40th anniversary concert tribute to The Rocky Horror Show with fucking Patricia Quinn!

 

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ILLOGICAL CONTRAPTION PODCAST FOR 4/7/13 – THE EVIL DUD

Our guest is a no-show but the pals manage to save the show and maintain peak-goofiness throughout! Introducing new comedy group THE HAHAfarians also a surprise call from Alexandra Crockett, author of the Metal Dudes With Cats book! WARNING: LOTS O SPOILERS RE: EVIL DEAD AND GI-JOE RETALIATION!


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ILLOGICAL CONTRAPTION PODCAST 3/31/13 - MOUNTAIN DEW PRESENTS: THE SHINING

                          

Musings on the recent hubbub regarding the new film Room 237 with star John Fell Ryan from Excepter!

Comedian and former X-Games BMX god Chris Duncan joins the gang in the second hour.


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ATTENTION ALL C.H.U.D.S

Illogical Contraption Radio has a new home, Sundays 6-8pm PST on Radio Valencia! This means we’ll be broadcasting LIVE on TERRESTRIAL radio (87.9 FM in San Francisco), as well as streaming live and podcasting! Archives will now be kept on our Radio Valencia page in ADDITION to here on IllCon Classic, but fear not, if you’re already subscribed via iTunes, that feed will remain active as well. We have tons of crazy guests and new features lined up, so prepare to have your face melted!

ALSO: BIG APOCRYPHON NEWS COMING SOON, AS WELL AS UPDATES REGARDING THE FUTURE OF "ILLCON CLASSIC"...

Stay tuned.

 

 

ILLCON PODCAST ARCHIVE JULY-DEC 2012

#59: 12/21/2012 - The Ikea At The End Of The Universe
#58: 12/14/2012 - Crouching Grumpy Cat, Hidden Ikea Monkey
#57: 11/30/2012 - Nick Flanagan
#56: 11/23/2012 - Lenora Claire
#55: 11/16/2012 - Lonely Guys Just Thinking About Things
#54: 11/9/2012 - Blowfly
#53: 11/2/2012 - Pizza Party Massacre
#52: 10/16/2012 - Graham Elwood
#51: 10/12/2012 - Paul Ryan/Danielle Egnew
#50: 10/5/2012 - Parker Bowman/Jason Frisbie
#49: 9/28/2012 - Aaron Barrett
#48: 9/14/2012 - Dr. Foxmeat
#47: 9/7/2012 - DRUNK
#46: 8/31/2012 - Return of M. Gira
#45: 8/24/2012 - Best Open Lines Ever!
#44: 8//17/2012 - Dale Crover/Eva Von Slut
#43: 8/10/2012 - Gary Wilson/George Chen
#42: 8/3/2012 - Marina Mysteries
#41: 7/28/2012 - The Ghost Girls
#40: 7/13/2012 - 5 Bros
#39: 7/6/2012 - Mean Dave

REJOICE!

Forget all the Ron Paul Pokemon Bronies on Reddit. Forget the libertarian furries and Dr. Who fandoms on 4Chan. Forget Parks and Rec GIFs and seapunk and soft grunge. The REAL internet lives at one place and one place ONLY. HERE.

Illcon Radio is BACK, tonight 10pm-midnight PST. (415) 829-2980 . COLD CANS WILL BE CRUSHED!

BIG NEWS

Right: Me, being excited.

That's right, gang. The image you see above is not just a clever Photoshop creation--Illogical Contraption "Death To False Radio" T-shirts are NOW AVAILABLE (for only $12, plus shipping!) via our good pals over at Hide The Bodies Press (go "like" them on Facebook while you're at it). I think we can all agree that this is a pretty fucking sick design, so save up your fuckin' paper-route money, then head over HERE to buy one. HUGE thanks to Paul and the gang at HTB for making this happen, we will soon grow incredibly wealthy off the hard-earned cash of these idiotic rubes our dear readers and hopefully leave our "internet" jobs forever. God willing.

IN OTHER NEWS: APOCRYPHON MINI-TOUR COMING UP AT THE END OF THE MONTH!

THURSDAY, NOV 29 @ THE COLONY, SACRAMENTO, CA with:

KILLGASM
CHRONAEXUS
EMBODIED TORMENT

FRIDAY, NOV 30 @ SPIKE'S BAR, ROSEMEAD, CA with:

NIHILITUS
DRACONIS
EXHAUSTED PRAYER
INSENTIENT

SATURDAY, DEC 1 @ TIL TWO BAR, SAN DIEGO, CA with:

GHOULGOTHA
DRACONIS
EXHAUSTED PRAYER
ONEIROGEN

SUNDAY, DEC 2 @ MERCHANT'S SALOON, OAKLAND, CA with:

SCORCHED-EARTH
BURNING MONK


IN OTHER NEWS: IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT, AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS...

That's right, bitches! IllCon Radio is back, 10pm-midnight, with a special appearance by everyone's favorite sex-rapper, BLOWFLY! Shit is bound to get weird, as we talk dead Burners, half-speed Rings of Saturn, breakfast food, and explore the personal vendetta between myself and host/ungrateful butthole CORY. You know where to go.

And hey, give us a call, live on the air. 415-829-2980.

COBRAS COMMANDS IT!

PS Happy Birthday, Carl.

ILLCON PODCAST ARCHIVE OCT-DEC 2011

#16: 12/30/2011 - 2 Bros
#15: 12/16/2011 - 4 Bros
#14: 12/9/2011 - Annie Wilder
#13: 12/2/2011 - Mr. Creepo
#12: 11/18/2011 - Jacob K. Ray
#11: 11/11/2011 - Dr. Franklin Ruehl, etc...
#10: 11/4/2011 - Martin F. Dinner
#9: 10/21/2011 - Matt Emery
#7: 10/7/2011 - Freeman

ILLCON PODCAST ARCHIVE JAN-JUNE 2012

#38: 6/28/2012 - Tim Swartz/MC Crumbsnatcher
#37: 6/15/2012 - Eugene Robinson/Aesop Dekker
#36: 6/8/2012 - Just 4 Guys
#35: 6/1/2012 - Peaches Christ
#34: 5/18/2012 - Tommy Blacha
#33: 5/4/2012 - Sam McPheeters/Captain Ahab
#32: 4/27/2012 - 7 Bros
#31: 4/20/2012 - Ed fROMOHIO
#30: 4/13/2012 - Oderus Urungus/Land Phil
#29: 3/30/2012 - Sergeant D
#28: 3/23/2012 - Michael Gira
#27: 3/16/2012 - Rolly Crump/Leonard Kinsley
#26: 3/9/2012 - Aesop Dekker/Evan Sinclair
#25: 3/2/2012 - Adam Papagan
#24: 2/24/2012 - Keith Johnson
#23: 2/17/2012 - Parker Bowman
#22: 2/10/2012 - Shane Durgee
#21: 2/3/2012 - Genesis P-Orridge/Aesop Dekker
#20: 1/27/2012 - Freeman
#19: 1/20/2012 - David Liebe Hart
#18: 1/13/2012 - Peaches Christ/Rodney Ascher/John Fell Ryan
#17: 1/6/2012 - Just Us Guys

RYAN vs RYAN FLEX-OFF 2K12 Tonight on IllCon Radio!

TONIGHT ON ILLOGICAL CONTRAPTION RADIO: THE REAL PAUL RYAN DEFENDS HIS GOOD NAME ON BEHALF OF ALL DEATH METAL. BEHOLD THE RYAN VS RYAN 2012 FLEX-OFF! The place: FCCFreeRadio. The time: 10pm-midnight PST. Call in at 415-829-2980 and/or find us on iTunes via podcast HERE.

TO ALL MY FRIENDSHIP BUDDIES:

Wow. Sure has been awhile, eh guys?
My bad. Anyhow, Ol' Uncle Cobras is back, with lots of updates and exciting news for the IllCon Universe. I hope you guys can forgive me for my long absence, I've been super busy Gangnam-styling, watching Iggy Azalea videos, jerking off to presidential debates, rocking out to Slayer with my cat, and taking part in all sorts of illicit, undisclosed activities which are best not discussed here. Add a shitty update to the Blogger template system and multiple suspensions of my vast and untraceable Mediafire accounts, and you've got quite a recipe for overall inactivity and frustration from your favorite blogger (me) on your favorite site (this one). Pathetic. Just pathetic.

But hey, I ain't here to sweat the petty shit. I'm here to pet the sweaty shit. Illogical Contraption--while relatively slow in the Blogspot World--has been going nuts in other realms, which is what we're really here to talk about today. First and foremost, IllCon Radio has been going bananas as of late, which you would never know if you happen to download episodes off the "show archive" column over there on the right. Out of a general sense of spite toward the file-sharing world (what is it, illegal all of the sudden?), I haven't updated this page for a FULL EIGHT EPISODES, which I admit is both bogus and sad. I know lots of you dudes out there get the show that way (at least a couple hundred per episode, if Mediafire is telling the truth), so rejoice in the fact that I finally got off (on?) my ass and uploaded episodes 43-50. That's almost 16 hours of drunken fun! Have at it.

(Seriously though, you're better off just subscribing via iTunes.)

But I have not only been a chode in my weekly maintenance of new podcasts here on the old Blogspot. Mediafire, being the dick that it is, has also offed several CLASSIC episodes for whatever reason, and I've only just recently had the time and momentum to find and re-up those fuckers, too. These are actually some of our best. Please use them wisely:

#21: GENESIS P-ORRIDGE and AESOP DEKKER
#33: SAM McPHEETERS and CAPTAIN AHAB
#34: TOMMY BLACHA (CO-CREATOR OF METALOCALYPSE!)
#35: PEACHES CHRIST
#36: NO ONE IN PARTICULAR
#37: EUGENE ROBINSON and AESOP DEKKER (Can't get rid of this guy!)
#38: TIM SWARTZ and MC CRUMBSNATCHER
#39: THE GHOST GIRLS, and lastly:
#40: A DOUCHEY MARINA BRO

So I guess that means the show archive is (at present, at least) "up to date". Thanks a lot to all the readers who have gone out of their way to support the show, too. You guys are awesome!

ALSO: Two weeks ago, while I was in New York City, I had the opportunity to guest host one of my favorite podcasts, Kissing Contest. It was super fun, and Mike, Sawyer, and Doan are some down-ass bros. Subscribe to that shit NOW. They even made this sweet custom image to celebrate my appearance:

You can find the Cobras Episode (#106, wherein we discuss East Coast vs. West Coast gang movies, metal, Channing Tatum, and Greyhound bus rides) HERE. It was an epic time.

Let's see, what else...?

Oh yeah! Here's a picture of the IllCon Radio Team partying with our favorite punk vocalist/ladies' man/puppeteer David Liebe Hart:

L to R: Erik, Cobras, some black guy, Cory, Peter

Crazy times, man.
Oh, we're also gonna have some shirts and stickers and shit, too. And Apocryphon is putting out a split and doing a West Coast tour soon. And I might even find the time to write some shit about aliens or conspiracies or technical death metal or clown porn at some point as well.
Maybe.