So it looks like the Bay Area's own Tankcrimes Records are putting on a pretty epic weekend-long punk-and-metal fest on October 8th and 9th, 2010 at The Metro in Oakland. As I'm sure you've surmised by ogling the flyer, the lineup of bands will be epic, and there will even be an epic art show there from Epic IC Bro Andrei Bouzikov. But this is all somewhat beside the point.
What's really important is the following audio clip. Listen, LOL, repeat:
Pro tip: Stare at the awesome picture of Kid Rock while you're listening to it. It enhances the experience tenfold.
(unfathomably gigantic amounts of gratitude to Brother Aesop for the mp3 and Brother Peter for the awesome picture of Kid Rock)