Thursday, September 16, 2010

Hmmmmm…

Sometimes I wonder, what really makes a pedophile a pedophile? What if I really wanted to have sex with a kid, but I never did. Would I still be a pedophile? Even if I never got laid? Or, what if I wasn’t really into sex with kids, but I tried it once to keep an open mind? Say I didn’t like it, would I still be a pedophile even if I found out it wasn’t my thing? Or, what if it’s the kid that’s begging for it and I just did it to appease the whining? You know how kids are. They’ll kick and scream till you can’t take it anymore and finally you’re like “Jesus, fine. You want some dick? Here, here’s some dick. Just calm the fuck down already.” Hmmmm...

8 comments:

all crazy revenge schultzz said...

. . . and then Frightmare busts into your shower-stall and peels your dick with a carrot-peeler all Frugal Gourmet stylezzz. Aww shit portland in the haaouse. F0AD all Predators.

Anonymous said...

Why do we assume that all children are born innocent?

The Thing That Should Not Be said...

Dude, have you been watching Dakota Fanning in 'the Runaways'again? STOP. IT'S ILLEGAL AND YOU WILL GO BLIND.

Shelby Cobras said...

Uh.... Punchline please.

Manslaughter said...

Ahhhh...ooooohhhkkkaaayyyy.

The Thing That Should Not Be said...

Congratulations on posting something that makes my post about Hitler look like a post about KITTENS, Seanford.

Manslaughter said...

CHILFS

Aylmer said...

What, no pictures? And that knocking at your door? It's the FBI.