Tuesday, September 7, 2010

EVEN BETTER THAN THE REAL THING

Hey, maybe you guys can help me out with something: the IllCon Fall Writer's Retreat is coming up soon, and being the proverbial "all-knowing and all-seeing sage" who runs the show around here, it is, of course, my responsibility to book musical entertainment for said retreat. I've been hanging out at TEI North Entertainment's website lately trying to figure it out, but I need some reader input as well. If you were me, would you book:








C) THE HIGHWAYMEN (is it legal to start a cover band with the same name as the original?)
























Or should I maybe skip TEI North altogether, and go with something completely off-the-wall, such as:




What do you guys think? (extra points for contributing your own made up tribute bands--Manslaughter, you can go ahead and start this round...)

8 comments:

Manslaughter said...

All girl BOLT THROWER cover band:
POLE BLOWER
All girl ZZ TOP cover band:
ZZ TOPLESS

That's all i got right now. Old news to some of you.

Aylmer said...

all girl LESBIAN cover band: HOMO

abdul alhazred said...

They should've called themselves BOGUS JOURNEY.

Anonymous said...

B) SKYNNYN LYNNYRD

Most likely to rape the shit out of Cobras. I'll vote for those thick necked fucks all day long.

Make sure you bring pretty boy Erik. They gonna love him.

Shelby Cobras said...

BOGUS JOURNEY = audible LOL

Clint B said...

All female Tygers of Pan Tang cover band: COUGARS OF POON TANG

The Thing That Should Not Be said...

Unthrax. Mind you, they're pretty much their own tribute band at this point.

How about a Ukrainian Slayer tribute band that also has rabies?
Slaver.

No? Yes tribute band.

Anonymous said...

There's an SF Cranberries cover band called Ocean Spray.